The homeowner kept a handgun on his bedside table in order to protect himself against intruders. A statute provides that "all firearms must be stored in a secure container that is

Say what you will but I have never met a bad idea I didn’t like.

Bon mot? No, bon mojo!

Being a meercat is no picnic since the cameramen showed up. And the fame - Flower has become a real bitch. Strutting and preening. What''s a father to do? I can't

One spring evening as I was planting flowers I hit something as I dug deep in the ground. A genie bottle appeared! I decided to give the bottle a rub, and POOF…..

Prudence prudently pried prunes prodigiously from the priest's prat protruding profusely past the priest's pants.

I pretended to pretend that I was pretending but I couldn't pretend that I could pretend that well. They all admitted that they had seen me in that state. Why no heads up? Friends

It had not been a good idea to eat the three day old pizza his roommates left after skipping town without paying the rent. Gordon was sick as a dog when the landlord rang

I sat down confident. Opened to the first page. #1) If a 1,200 lb. gorilla swings forward on a 9' long vine into a jungle filled with weightless ants how many sesame seeds remain?

American flag burnings re-energized the group and trash cans were lit on fire. Protestors then moved newspaper stands into the street to create barricades against

A cigarette for a thousand problems. #1 Death.

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I do the thing. You tell me to do thing, I do it. I no ask question. Just do the thing. You got thing for me to do? I do it. Tell me to do thing.

Cuando abrió su ultraportátil, la imagen seguía allí, mirándole inquisitivamente desde el fondo de su escritorio, igual que un huésped que no acaba de irse

I was playing PSP. I have an plushie of Tails Doll attached to this shirt. It was because one time i got drunk and my friends trolled me. I was scared that time, but by the time

Once upon a time, there was a beautiful girl.

One day, Natalie, tall, skinny, and very pretty went to the store to buy some groceries to take home and there was a guy she had noticed that had followed her in the store

It was 5.30 and though the sun was trying to break through the heavy bank of clouds Davison knew this would be the worst day of his life. The plane's engine roared as he

Turn right. Turn left. Straight ahead three three lengths. Left. Now dial in the code. Wait three seconds. Enter the anagram. The door should open upwards. And there it was the

Lights stretched like melting plastic around him. Gravitational forces surged. It felt like a waterfall in his chest. His eyelids distended until he could feel the cold around