'WTF did I do last night?' he thought before noticing the beer cans, liquor bottles, take out and clothing littering

Kara and her mother went to disneyland today. The first princess she saw was...

DING DONG! "PIZZA!!!" I ran to the door and opened it. The Dominoes guy handed me the pizza, then rudely barged straight into my house "So, whats happening?" the strange teen said.

In mid-summer of the previous year I had exited my home and witnessed something unbelievable. There was a group of nearly 78 women strutting down the road. One of them hollered and

He rolled up his velvet sleeves and stared into the stage lights. His manager pleaded that it would ruin his health, but he had to do it... Thrash "Misirlou" on a 12-string ukulele

It never ends. Day after day I find myself wondering why I don't blow this popsicle stand and got to a place where things would be different, where I could

The barbells were cluttered across the floor like tiny monuments to the death of his physique. Once upon a time he'd been hot as hell. Women's fingers played across his rippling ab

Jamie wanted nothing more than to dance. She loved to bust out a move in her bedroom, at school, even in the shopping centre. It didn't matter to her. The only issue was her

She had rings upon each finger and her nails were done in a blood red. In fact everything about her was red. Her hair was a velvet red, her eyes the color of murder. Red everywhere

I hate those jerks who text while they're waiting in line-- oh, hold on. It's my turn to place my Starbucks order.

There were several restaurants just around the corner that would sell you a tiny chunk of salmon for thirty bucks, but I was more interested in the cookies. Ever since I had

The demonolgist's day job was painting lines in parking lots. This went well until the winter solstice

There were half eaten boxes of cereal. A Manhattan skyline of the new generic organic cereals that'd cropped up since Trader Joe's. She never finished a box, just bought another

The dragon plunged through the acid mists. The purity of it mad his scales feel clean. He tucked his wings in, spiraled towards the Stag Forests. He exhaled a trail of flames as

What was so remarkable was that it was the first specific thing I could remember about that night other than walking out of there alive. J. Kelso, my former employer had used

Captain Carpathia was, to put it mildly, not one of the A-list superheroes. Sure, he had an origin story (something that involved a radioactive toilet plunger and a goat named

is the ball going inside the net yes yes yes please go in please go in suddenly , something a space ship came into the stadium and took the players and ran away i was

They were sold out of tickets for the matinee of "Wicked", but some guy on the street sold me front-row seats to "Puffed Wheat! The Musical" for dirt cheap. I hope Marlene

"Who's the guy who invented work? I oughta punch him in the butt." Our anti-hero slurred angrily as he tripped out of bed.

He was a fledgling namedropper looking to score. And so, when his sister's husband's grandfather, a minor civic leader, suddenly passed away, he knew this was his chance at fame.