"There's a cyst in your tube" wasn't the diagnosis I had been hoping for.

1. "When you assume you make an ass out of you and me."

she woke up and had no idea where she was. no memory of what has happened the nite before. It was just a blur. She found a key and someone else's wallet in her pocket...

"No," Lloyd murmured. "I don't think I'll ever get over you." "Well TRY!" Lisa said. "Here, let me help you."

Scruntchnugget, Jacob Nealy's pothead cat was central part of his plan to break out of the Big Bone Lick Correctional Facility. Scrunchnugget was supposed to hide in Santas

A silence washed over the crowd. They had gathered to watch the lethal injection of the most hated criminal in American history. "Any last words words?" asked the executioner.

Its always a worry when the website you have just found, explored and added will soon be taken on by someone you may or may not know? Where will we go from here?

"and this is the Shack. Purposely disguised as a storeroom, this holy place hosts the many forbidden midnight parties and events ," he said, throwing the door open with a flourish.

Melody. How she hated her name. Every morning: "Are you in tune, litte one?" Melody. But it would be her destiny, she thought. She knew that from the time

Mary J was born this way. With long, scraggly gray hair, kaleidoscope eyes, and a birthmark on her bum resembling Bob Marley, the obstetrician had never seen a newborn like her.

Philip Alston, an official with the United Nations is decrying a Nigerian court decision to sentence a 50-year-old man to death by stoning after he admitted to having

The carrion birds fought halfheartedly for the barely edible flesh of Ronald Stedman. He'd been mostly chemicals and electrolytes swirling through a barely human body for years.

When Mars was awarded the World Cup in 2046 rumors circulate it was the result of a hefty bribe of martian titanium ore to delegates of the Eurasian Imperium. Conditions on Mars

David mulled over his options. He could have anything money could buy. Today he would have dinner with Pink and Vanilla Ice before leaving his home to

Dan put the pedal to the floor and the tan Honda squealed out into the traffic. There were still thumps coming from the trunk, from the full grown pig he'd had to wrestle

She stood there dripping wet. Oh how he loved that look. All three breasts heaved against the thin white shirt. Wait, 3 breasts? Have I died

The first thing I did when I got off the plane was

I got a call from some shady government agency yesterday, offering me the chance to get involved in some experimental genetic procedures they were testing. I didn't realize that

Cam had scratched that itch before and was forlorn that he couldn't help but go back again and again.

she made my evening alone at home more bearable. Just thinking, no fantasizing about her made my lonely life not so bad. I would lie in bed and think of..