The crystal clear blue sky shinned bright against the silver and gold sparkling Pacific Ocean water

She sat there in her office chair, elbow on the desk, head resting in her hand thinking. Thinking about what had caused her to react so strongly to his remark. He had only said

There was once a little girl, aged 5. She was always wanting to spend time with her mother and one day her mother decided she would move away and leave the girl with her nan

I forever remembered the sight of

In an attempt to improve his writing, he rereads the folds he has contributed to. But he realizes with horror that the word "but" was overused in many of them, but being hard on hi

I am always amazed that when I pick my nose in public I get that look. As if it is so foreign to people. Why don't they

Nowadays everybody wanna talk, like they got something to say. But nothin' comes out when they move their lips! Just a bunch of jibberish. Motha****as act like they forgot about

Madonna had taken to wearing blue shawls and an angelic expression. She had reclaimed her virginity like the first Elizabeth. Suddenly chaste was in Vogue.

She stretched out blissfully in her hammock, the weight of the day not yet landed. The neighbor's dog, on the other hand, snout thrust through the fence, barked incessantly at her.

"Dance!" the captain demanded. Two

We would have made it onto the last ship to leave, but she said she had to pee. Now, we were marooned on the island as the

My, the apples on the ground are much more soft than the apples on the trees. Look at the size

Standing atop the desert plateau, I peered through my scope and casually picked a target. No one in particular just some

The steak lay quietly in its styrofoam tray, tightly wrapped in plastic, tormented by nightmares. It could neither scream nor thrash nor even shudder at its horrific dreams. No one

No one thinks I am smart but they are wrong. They just see a guy behind the video rental counter and think, dropout. But I am smart. And I know all their little foibles and

Panda bear greens, reminescent of Gallgher's watermelon shrapnel,

When grandma hobbled up to me she put her hands out for a hug and then I sweeped her cane with my judo kick and grabbed her titanium white hair and smashed her head against

Keith felt that now was a good time to photocopy his butt & staple it to his boss’s face, but he just sat on it & smiled grimly as Peabody berated his "lousy performance" in front

She sat squinting at the muted commercial. She loved car commercials. Then she farted on the couch and it sounded like a sea gull under a blanket. Then

Starfish-McMahan's agent parlayed his lifestory into a billion-dollar book and TV deal. But at a book signing in Des Moines, Iowa, his "friend" Ned, whom he had left for dead,