John rushed down the corridor, past the big windows and nurses; the missed call an hour old. He exhaled, relieved. He'd made it to see the baby born. "It was a girl" she whispered.

My cat rubbed itself against my leg when I got home and I drove a javelin through its spine. It's legs curled and writhed like Medusa snakes and I could see a little

Have you ever woundered what a cat feels like when it gets wet? And why it hates getting wet? Well imagine that wet socks feeling,no one likes that wet socks feeling including cats

It was February. It was hot. The polar bears were darn right lethargic. I don't know where they got the guitars from or the drum set. "Outta theys Ass." That was their one hit. Two

It's easy to fuck a stranger. It's fucking someone you love that's hard. The slow boring grind of bringing pleasure to someone out of obligation. He knew he shouldn't but

Marcy couldn't stop thinking about how she'd deceived thousands of people. They trusted her, but she'd mislead them all and had to disconnect before she felt even worse. The worst

"Stick it where the sun don't shine!" Mel advised, adjusting his eyepatch and hitching up his kilt. I laughed derisively. "Broccoli won't grow in the shade, you sorry excuse for a

The coffee bag was vacuumed-sealed in an impenetrable brick. The seams couldn't be pulled apart, scissors bent, it broke knife blades and using a hammer only cracked the counter

Three steps out the door and she heard the click. It was a hair thin trip wire and her foot had broken it. A series of spring loaded gears fell into place, connecting two electric

Although not available yet in the U.S., I’ve been watching the new BBC series, Outcasts, which is currently airing in the UK.

The delivery had been late and the package beaten up intentionally. When you write "Fragile" on something, it's an invitation for destruction, but this package was spared by a

The page stared blankly back at me. Its alabaster facade with horizontal lines looked like a cheap, closed venetian blind, blocking out the light of creativity. This deadline had

I didn't want to leave, but I also didn't want to die. My choice was clear. Also the Dark Side promised cookies. You know I love cookies.

Hulk Hogan realized his fight against the newborn kitten was not as one-sided as he thought it was when

Before helga met Pierre, she had been content to tend her Holsteins in Alpine Meadows. But when the bereted Frenchman walked into her meadow, everything changed.

Vin scrambled across the marble floor on sweaty palms. From within the darkness a figure emerges. He was slim, tall, quiet... alive only through the dancing moonlight on his blade.

last night i was at a party, i can not remember what happened, i woke up with a shark in the bath, my girl friend hanging from her thongs out the window......

How do you solve a problem like Maria? You flay her because when a girl goes roaming with a rusted soul the corruption will only spread right up until the world whimpers out like a

Her penetrating stare bored into my brain. What the hell had I screwed up now. It wasn't Her birthday or our anniversary. It's June dammit what holiday did I mis? "What?" I ask

He sat slouched in the sofa with 1/2 a dozen cigarette butts ashed out on the coffee table not quite making it to the ashtray. An open bottle of bourbon with the cap lost in the