Dear Jane, I am writing you this letter to let you know how much I adore the ground you walk upon. Every single day, I

We started running after him, Alex, Stephen and I. We just sprinted after him... He stole my wallet

I learnt that things can change in an instant. One minute you're feeling wonderful and the next minute things can go topsy-turvy. Little did I know when I boarded the flight how

"What the Hell is in an Ornage Julius, anyway?" The customer was clealry a torublemaker, so Inez threw him her most savage look. "You want one, or not?" She began tapping her foot.

The doorbell rang. It was a courier with a very large, heavy box. Written on the top was "OPEN WITH CARE." So I did. I regret to this day having opened that parcel. It was

Today I woke up at five p.m. after sleeping for mor than 12 ours. I was starving and decided to eat something. As soon as I opened by bedroom door, I saw the most

I built a castle in the sand, Blaming the ocean every time it took it away.

Kinky sexual innuendo, scatology, illiteration , a few puns, incongruent TV references, zombies and shamwows:This folding story would have it all, or so I thought...

I was eating breakfast when my roommate came up. He was holding a wild hedgehog in a most menacing and intimidating manner. "Did you eat my last ding dong." he growled.

No, no, Bruce. Not Butt Pirates. But pirates. They are grammar terrorists.

His mind fevered but ready, Rodion knocked politely on the pawnbroker's door. But when bloody Lizzie Borden opened the door instead of Alyona Ivanova, he staggered back, his mind

The land of endless roses spread beneath Cthuly in his hot air balloon. He sighed, he was melancholy. How was he supposed to be the hero? His purple octopus friend piped up & said,

The Doctor stepped out of the TARDIS to see the new planet before him, "Where have you brought me this time old girl?" he asked rhetorically....

God rest ye, prunefaced sausages, let naught be out of reach / Remember Kathleen Davidson was born on Pismo Beach/

The day the roses turned black was the day that everything changed for us. We had only just recovered from

He's a real folding man sitting in his folding land making all his random folds for nobody.Doesn't have a point of view.Knows not where he's going to. Isn't he a bit like you & me?

My review for 'Inside Llelwyn Davis': it's a great film about being cold.

"I deeply deeply respect you, Marsha." All was well until my alien eye syndrome caused my left eye to wander, spiraling like a moth towards what inflamed me, her ample décolleté.

Scrubsassin was cruisin down the dirt road of Southern Indiana. He saw some sweet kneepads and took them. Then he turned the corner and saw rogues. Needless to say he got rekt.

I'd been working on the equation for days and my head was spinning. I needed sleep. "You load sixteen tons and what do you get"? Trying to recreate history from the fragments of