I sat alone in the crowed lunch room. Quietly judging the loud mouth talkers and the extra people who dance around like its recess. Ugh how i wish these people would just leave.

"I-I love you!"

I remembered last night. She was sexy, gorgeous, and she really knew how to do it right. I started to get up when pain erupted from my stomach. I looked down and saw my missing

The feathers dangling from her ears were vintage 80's, like the dream catcher from her rear view mirror. He laughed despite his murderous intent. "You sleeping in your car now?"

Hitler had insulted Einstein's mom for the last time.

After I slaughtered Megador the Butcher and gathered some gold and stuff, I poked around and discovered a secret cafeteria, where a Beholder was picking at a salad and a small bowl

I shivered and drew in sharp breath as the cold hit my face, and I ran to the pickup. The cold seeped deep into my bones. It's day like these that I want to hunker down at home.

They said it was the second coming. The clouds were blood red and raining bats.Tarantulas grew opposable thumbs, and began to giving incredible reviews to horrible movies.

He held the knife tightly in his head. He could make use for this, if his heart desired.

It is possible to steal an infant from the hospital, if you do it just right. You do not even need to use a disguise, if you simply

The woman stood there with the smoking gun in her hand. Her victim lay there, still as anything.

It was a dark and stormy night. I was alone at home and about to go to bed, when I saw a scary shadow figure at my window. "Who’s there" I shouted. Suddenly there was a flash

It's time for visions of sugar plums to be dancing in my head. Although, I'm not sure I like

"I'm gonna break something tonight, as I grab your fucked up world and slice through it with a chainsaw!" with a Bruce Lee kind of c'mon hand gesture

if you don't go to school,

The town's square was filled by joy,but over there in a corner,someone's sadness was sounding so loud!

Her black hair and matching eyes were almost as hypnotic as the dark brown legs that appeared beneath her denim skirt as reliably as a welfare check on the last day of every month

The world went on. Nothing unusual happened to them. But I plotted. I plotted my revenge on

Huh. Darth Santa. Maybe this new Star Wars movie has a few tricks up its sleeve after all.

I was gone so long. How could I let this happen? Time has slipped through my thoughts, my hands, my memory. I have to reconnect. Last I remember was leaving Chicago,a flight