The Taylor of Tök thought it one of the stranger requests during his career, but the client was paying handsomely, so he sewed lead lining into the pockets of the fur coat,

You know that feeling that there's someone behind you, someone in the basement, behind the shower curtain. That uncertainty about whether the door was already ajar. That's

It was dry out so I should have known. But while my guard was down my sister blasted me with 50,000 volts of static. In the hospital, I sharpened down my big toenail to a point

Only a dork will use a spork. For me a simple fork will do. Hand me shrooms n Ill do them with you in an air balloon, uh, with the helium. Other emcees, man, i aint feelin em. Cuz

"Do you like to dancy-dance? Yes, I wore my party-pants!" I woke with a start as "German-Sparkle Party" music replayed over and over in my head. I'm going to kill her for showing

Milzy went home and started to play Dragon Age 2............... Two days later, she is still stuck on level one

Eeeeee-oooooo-eeeeee-oooooo ---- Uuuuuughhhh (momentary silence) Tshhhh. Sigh...(birds singing) Ahhhh, sigh..........crrrrrrp-rrrrrrrriiip....CURRRRASSSHHHHHH!!!!!!! Oooohhh...

Sylvia had booked a walk in the Enclave and enjoyed the sights and smells of wild plants. But even here the flowers were pollinated by nanobots.

I was about to vote for President, when I wondered if it even mattered. I decided it didn't matter who I voted for, I was doomed anyway. So I didn't vote, instead I bought me a

Life is like a box of chocolates. You will be radomly picked up by forces beyond your control at any moment and eaten. This is how I lived my life every day. I hate Mr. Gump.

The new restaurant, simply titled "( )*( )", intrigued us, was the talk of the town. The name wasunpronounceable, the menu eclectic ("Curried walrus in balsamic reduction" was one

Ever have one of them deja vú moments? Every morning when I wake up it's like that for me. I feel like I've been living the same day over and over for the last three months or so.

Aaaaaaah! The delights of scab picking. It shouldn't feel so good to self mutilate surely it goes against the logic of allowing your body to heal but yet

As an Antiques Roadshow appraiser, I can see from the human leather binding and musty odor you have a first edition of "The Necronomicon." Where did you find it?

"Isn't cavier, wine, and truffles; just fish eggs, spoiled grape juice and tree fungus?" she asked while dabbing her mouth.

Dear 49Faithful, Please forgive me! I messed up your brilliant story starter involving Big Bob, LaRonda, and Fred at The Spot!! Maybe you could repost it? SO sorry...

The gamer looked at her, and she expected him to say something romantic, but he said "Wanna play some gta5?"

Hello my name is Emily. I like to go to

The world is my oyster.

As I I lay in the grass with my feet up the air, I noticed that my blue suede shoes blended in with the night sky. I tapped my heels and spoke the ancient words.