Jimmy just about had it with the constant moaning and groaning about everything of his coworker Patsy. His happy go lucky and positive attitude toward life was shaken by this angry

One fine day in the middle of the night two dead men got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other.

Bye bye my old hard drive. I put you in the fridge and hoped something survived. This will be day my hard drive died. The hot weather has not made it any better for it to survive.

The Mayans gathered around the stone tablets. "Did you remember leap years?" said the head priest. The mason sighed, "Let's just stop at 2012. I need a break."

As I laid in the acupuncturists table waiting for the elderly chinese man to stick needles in my tummy for my severe constipation problem, I thought about all the times that I had

Zynxk, Fltscnp & Plqmsy teased Bob relentlessly about having only 2 eyes and five digits per limb. "Hey two eyes how many tentacles do you see?" Zynxk slimed him before he answered

Abdul decided to fast in front of a Karim's Kebab stand. It proved to be quite a test for both of them. Abdul called out "Devil do not tempt me with your succulent goat meat!"

Dear 49Faithful, Please forgive me! I messed up your brilliant story starter involving Big Bob, LaRonda, and Fred at The Spot!! Maybe you could repost it? SO sorry...

"What's your name? Who's your daddy?"

There's a man goin' 'round takin' names, and he decides who to free and who to blame. Everybody won't be treated all the same. There'll be a golden ladder reachin' down, when the

Slowly Margaret lowered herself down on to the dining hall chair. She hoped they'd have chocolate pudding today - she really enjoyed smearing it all over her face and flinging it

The idea of earning a living doing something you love is perhaps the ultimate in job satisfaction, and there can be a few enthusiast who haven't dreamt at some point of turning

When you have special powers beyond what the mind can conceive, you think you're invincible, but actually you're not. Everyone has a weakness, an Achilles heel. Mine was

Time to start. Pencils - check. Scrap paper - check. Form 1040A and instructions - check. 3d6 - check. Set of miniatures and map board - check. Box of Girl Scout cookies -

It was carnage, pure and simple - when Wile E. activated the Acme Mundaninator, suddenly cartoon physics (and cartoon chemistry for that matter) went out the window - falls were

Went through a red light: -10 points. Didn't park in the handicapped zone: +20 points. I looked down at the grand total for my karma budget. Hot Dog! Enough to rob a bank!

Captain Gabe and Tippy

"I don't see where...oh, here it is." Dr. Crane paused.The doctor looked again at the chart, then at the stitches across Ralph's scalp, then at Nurse Nancy. "Are you sure?"

The room was filled with toddlers busy playing with their toys. I strode in, set my books down on the podium, then announced, "Welcome to Calculus for Toddlers. I am

I want to slowly damage each part of my pathetically lifeless body, savouring the sweet taste of each beautiful fragment of annihilation, in every tiny cell of my useless body.