Ok, Ok. Guys I've got it. I know what Jupiter's great Red Spot is! It's a giant zit!

If you close your eyes rapidly n the dark you can see the reaper coming closer to your face taking notes of how you look and what you look like, he knows when you are

Her cromulence was matched only by his fecklessness. His spats matched her duvet cover. The neighbors' vehement objection to their wedding marked the start of a series of

She looked down at her father's grave. She had tears in her eyes. A frown that could make the devil cry riddled her face. She broke down and wept, saying

She had painted her fingernails a pale shade of purple, and was now moving onto her toes.

I slept the wrong way last night and woke up stiffer than Al Gore. Then I bumbled down the stairs and walked out into the rain without an umbrella. Here I was, my first day in...

Once there was a young woman who got lost in the big city. She wandered for hours.

"Why haven't you started potty training them yet?" asked the grandmother, seeming confused and almost a little angry. "Well, they just don't seem ready yet." replied the man.

Kyle had never felt this much anger before. Chad had just poured out all of his monster energy drink. Kyle punched another hole in his wall, but it wasn't enough.

It was broken. Nobody knew why. But that was a lie. Vincent knew that there was a very real threat sitting in the school hall. Was it a teacher, a child or one of parents?

Mozart faked his death so that he could do something else.

Helicopter Mummy kept her children on track. Surely three minutes on the swingset would be enough for 8-yr-old Jeff to register that memory. His future in Tana-leave cultivation de

Brian listened to Rich tell one more stupid joke. He winced at the easily anticipated punchline. Rich was young and oblivious.

I said Hai to the dog. Claire P xxx

I opened the door to the room, walked in, and stared at them with wide eyes.

soon after the volcano erupted and she could see the fleeting lives that would soon be nothing but corpses

Once upon a time, in Filipa's house she started to hear strange noises which came from her closet

HISTORIA DEL SEDELL

"I am not a consumer -- I am a free man!" That trademark rallying cry of the reboot rocketed "The Village" into record viewership and ad revenue on a fading cable network. Shane Mc

Many rebelled when they read his manifestos, unwilling to consider the truth they contained. But some realized the activist was right, especially those who ate their own shorts.