It was a day when everything eas odd...look outside the window and sow...

When Flaubert acquired a time machine, he became a menace to himself. It was important to say the right words in the right order. He often struggled with himself for the sake of re

Socks the cat ghost stll haunted the Clintons.

"Kiddies, here's another picture of me being photobombed by time," said Granny. It was the only way she knew how to explain being old but young at heart. Her wrinkles deceived

I'm telling you Bob, the guy's not normal. I've been a chiropractor for 30 years. Jack's pushing 40 but his bones have evidence of growth spurts. He comes to me once a month

I will not be seen as a coward. I have been through more than you can imagine. For example, one day when I was walking home from school, I

"Remember when mom thought my stash really was oregano and made Chicken Parmesan with it? I can't believe the minister kept snorting that milk through his nose. And who knew

Me and some friends were heading out that weekend to Camp Slaughter Lake to drink some brews and hopefully get laid. When we got there, though, we found that we'd been beaten to

Whoa Black Betty Bam-a-Lam, Whoa Black Betty Bam-a-Lam. Black Betty had a child (Bam-a-Lam), damn thing gone wild (Bam-a-Lam).

YOU are beyond words. What goes on in your mind to make you say such things? Do you have tapeworms in your brain? Or are you a tapeworm yourself? I'm DONE. Don't call me again.

We all have our roles to play. Mine was forced on me by a cruel past; a history I did not want. They didn't have to die; at least, I didn't think so; but they had

Fred walked hesitantly into The Spot, a nightclub he'd learned of from mysterious Madame X. He was wary, but then he spotted Big Bob from accounting, and LaRonda sipping a cosmo.

Ever since registering for "randomjunk.com", Kevin was receiving one random item a month for 50$. Series M-421 miniature canioptimeter read the manifest. "Now what could this be?"

This is a test of your ability to infer meaning. To 'read between the lines'. What is your conclusion after considering the evidence?

Depressed, the young adult sat in his chair, his head on his desk, a cigarette in his mouth. He stared longingly at a paper desk toy, and though about

Everyone writes songs or poems about the eyes but the poor neglected nose receives no such attention. The nose is picked on and unappreciated for its beauty

I met a girl who had some extraordinary pets. Her blue dragon, purple frog and pack of rainbow coloured alpacas were among the few that lived in the front room. Her favourite pet,

Three years into my birth. I'm still trying to figure out what the devil

The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.

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