When I finally hit seventh grade, breakdancing was hitting it’s stride. Back then, I was in good shape and as kids often do, I formed a breakdancing club. At the time,

He had ordered a last meal of Peking Duck, to buy his lawyer three extra days for appeals. But it was hard to plead his case when that Youtube vid of him laughing as he annihilated

Terricloth robes always seem to chafe me. I have tried using all sorts of fabric softening agents with no luck. However,

the barn has the silver glisten sheen of age yet the sounds within are of youth - vibrant youth - youth rambunctious - youth hormonal - youth of fueled testosterone -

I sat down at a table catching up with my friends Sarah

The town's square was filled by joy,but over there in a corner,someone's sadness was sounding so loud!

She was already sick of it!Couldn't take it anymore.Anger filled her body and soul.She turned to the dresser and looked at the case where she kept a gun in.Took one,two,three steps

The wheels spun and smoke was billowing out as she dropped the flag. As the Cobra gained traction the 520 HP engine torqued the car and I was headed straight toward her. I had

A couldnae bring masel tae tell her o' aw the damage the storm had caused oor wee croft. It wisnae so much the beltin rain or the howlin wind but the men that came wae it. They...

Like a newly minted mint, Winter Greene felt refreshed as the peppermint veil lifted from his tortured soul. Junior noticed the difference, if only in the way his comatose eyes

"Binto Taco's, come get your Binto Tacos with Hamburger Gravy and Home Fry's" Miago shouted. Damn I thought selling Fried left over Sushi on Taco's would be easier. Thank God

It was the simplest of physics: an object in motion tends to stay in motion, and Brenda was definitely in motion. She'd

In a little known foray in avionics Orville Redenbacher developed a fuselage fueled with unpopped popcorn. On the maiden flight of the Popoville Flyer

They were the hyper-rich. Shadowy figures with their show unicorns and moon rituals. Tonight they danced at the private estate of 'L. His Atlantic island custom built with

He stared up at the high-tension wires. A bird landed and promptly combusted. It was all falling into place. "THAT is how they are controling my brain! THAT IS WHY

They say if life gives you lemons - you should make lemonade. But what should you do if life gives you a GPS unit, some gaffer tape and a friend who doesn't know any better?

The year: 2165. The place: The Andromeda Galaxy. There, in his massive star cruiser, the 12th incarnation of B'chugerroth, Eternal Guardian of the Dark Flame, plotted his return

She had lived in a bubble her entire life; no, not that metaphorical bubble in which attractive people receive compliments (she was butt-ugly). It was a real bubble made of

Family gatherings were always a nasty business but at Uncle Ed's Wake was worse. We were sitting at the dining room table quarreling when someone started playing footsie with me

She was halfway through preparing the payroll invoices when she thought to herself 'Damn, I'm too hungover for this, and far too baked.' I'll just give everybody