I was the master of my craft, a real innovator imitated by many and surpassed by none. What George Foreman was to indoor grilling, I was to

She smiled and told him not to worry because they were trained professionals and he was in good hands . 'Now' , she asked Will , ' has your plane arrived yet ?'

She was nauseated. Clearly the problem wasn't what she was eating. It was what she was looking at while she was eating. It would have been better if

It was a hot after noon after school ,i was so tired that i walked as slow as a turtle to reach home .Suddenly , i saw one of my friends he said that the sun is barbecuing ......

There once was a man from Ireland...

Greg and Suzanne met due to a corkboard posting looking for a partner to share gas costs on a cross-country drive. Greg argued that because Suzanne was the one that was already

My name is Inserts Tetsubo, and I am a plumber.

"I want to soar with you like a bird & make love as if we were swifts in the air. Our sky is too bright to be taken down yet. Please come back to me." She deleted the text & walked

You can't blame Sidney for farting as a defence against unspeakable dread. It gave her courage & distance from the unfolding carnage & the retched smell kept the killer at bay

So here is how I see it. Bob killed Laura Palmer and then shot JR. Now with enough funds, he took over Dharma Initiative and went back in time. To become.. Luke Skywalker's father!

There was that smell again...I lifted my nose as high as I could and took a deep whiff. It was coming from around this clearing, it smelled like cheese on bread with basil and wine

I went walking with my mama one day when she told me what people say. Live your life untill love is found, cause love's gonna

His fingers came away bloody from the painting. Had his Mona Lisa just bitten him? Oh and now she was smiling. "Not funny, my dear," said Leonard, as he dabbed his brush

Now, now Cindy. Please keep your helmet on. The world is full of opportunity for head trauma. When you graduate from college we'll glue a board and tassle to it and

"Here are the plans, don't give them to anyone!" said my double in a polka-dot suit and disappeared in a blue flash. My double in a striped suit appeared, "I want those back."

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In a subway station I spied a cardboard box scrawled with 'Eddies Odorific Theatre'. A holey sock puppet appeared in a cutout section and a high pitched voice announced "Presenting

“La guerra arriba a través de discursos i papers, cinquens i voluntaris: el front queda lluny, es desconeix el seu soroll. Van venir, això sí, refugiats. Molts, massa"

The mountain surrounded her. Protected by thick steel doors and solid rock, she pushed a red button. It hadn't been done since 1945. The president had just ordered a

"What's that smell?" Doug felt a stabbing pain in his love handle. Mary Jane's smelly sneakers were right behind his oscillating fan! Dougy tried to distract Dick by claiming