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According to the manual, it was very important to place the mattress on the slats evenly; but where were the instructions on what to do if you caught your wife being a whore on it
Finished
2011-03-02 14:59:01
Took
75 days, 19 hours, 28 minutes, 39 seconds
30
Everyone said, "No!" but he marched into the recording studio. Production came to a halt. That bastard took off his headphones and said, "What's up?" Then Ted Nugent raised a bow
Finished
2011-12-08 01:04:35
Took
354 days, 7 hours, 15 minutes, 7 seconds
30
Her parents worked from dawn until dusk. Her mother went to mass everyday. All the money they had thrown at her could not change the simple fact: she was a monster that could
Finished
2011-01-18 21:35:25
Took
31 days, 3 hours, 43 minutes, 17 seconds
30
Too many hours online had begun to take their toll on him. His obsessive gazing of 4chan & internet memes had reduced his once vast vocabulary to that of a LOLcat. "Ohai!" he said,
Finished
2011-04-24 03:07:58
Took
122 days, 13 hours, 27 minutes, 10 seconds
30
Though his birth name was Herbert, the neighborhood kids had turned to calling him "Old and Crusty" - A name he likely deserved from his habit of
Finished
2011-03-03 13:36:47
Took
69 days, 17 hours, 54 minutes, 26 seconds
30
Bahumbug! Uttered the Santa suit wearing 3-toed sloth... Or so I thought it was a sloth in my current state. It was actually my mildly drunk and slightly high uncle Andy who
Finished
2011-04-17 08:33:35
Took
114 days, 12 hours, 8 minutes
30
The doorbell rang. She rocketed up from seven layers of sleep, confused; No one had this address. "Ma'am, we're digging a ditch across your driveway. If you want out, you'll need
Finished
2011-02-14 01:05:19
Took
47 days, 8 hours, 6 minutes, 4 seconds
30
He howled. He flung the grenades. Heaved up to AK's under each arm. They bucked his arms like dogs fighting. He ran right into the halos of smoke, blood and gristle. He kicked
Finished
2011-11-29 13:26:17
Took
335 days, 15 hours, 54 minutes, 53 seconds
30
The plastic Easter egg seemed like as good a place as any to hide the power of creation. He couldn't take it into the crack house with him, could he? He tucked it into a hole in
Finished
2011-03-19 15:44:58
Took
78 days, 4 hours, 11 minutes, 46 seconds
30
It wasn't any fun for me bursting out of her belly. It ticks me off. There's always sympathy for the human growing pod, but none for the alien spawn. What's up with that?
Finished
2011-01-08 12:02:02
Took
7 days, 3 hours, 9 minutes, 50 seconds
30
The tornado touched down on his car. He blacked out. When he woke up he was in a giant cave. Glistening rocks moved around him. Something slimy oozed across his windshield.
Finished
2011-03-07 18:56:49
Took
63 days, 5 hours, 22 minutes, 9 seconds
30
"Snap." The pencil tip broke. She clicked to bring down more lead. "Snap." She cursed under breath. "Hold on," she muttered into the phone. "I'll be
Finished
2011-06-26 18:58:22
Took
171 days, 11 hours, 6 seconds
30
They sat in the car, listening to the murder happening inside. They were supposed to be observers, but Trent's training could not mask words his father had drilled into his head:
Finished
2011-12-19 19:05:18
Took
344 days, 14 hours, 40 minutes, 55 seconds
30
The terrible green snake darted forwards with impossible speed. The frightened girl squeezed her eyes shut. She heard the most sickening
Finished
2011-01-30 01:57:46
Took
15 days, 21 hours, 24 minutes, 50 seconds
30
'Where to sir?'. 'We'll be meeting some fine gentlemen at the lunar station of Parsan mr. Delhi.' 'yes sir! we have a business transaction than sir?'. 'Yes we do mate, a promising
Finished
2011-01-31 17:12:44
Took
16 days, 5 hours, 28 minutes, 40 seconds
30
I always wanted to be a spy. I got one chance. This is a story of my first mission...
Finished
2011-02-07 18:05:15
Took
22 days, 16 hours, 3 minutes, 17 seconds
30
She could only see him when her eyes were closed. Her eyelids had been fitted with thermoptic filters that rendered his invisibility ineffective. He smiled and touched her hip.
Finished
2012-05-25 16:49:53
Took
1 year, 130 days, 12 hours, 32 minutes, 19 seconds
30
there was a cat. his name was jose. he was japanese. and yes i'm saying was...because he lost all his nine lives like....a couple minutes ago. i dont like cats...
Finished
2011-03-18 10:36:01
Took
58 days, 21 hours, 17 minutes, 51 seconds
30
These lederhosen have been riding up on me all day. All for naught, she didn't even notice me. I think Ferdie tricked me into this. Why was I the only one wearing lederhosen?
Finished
2012-09-02 13:18:13
Took
1 year, 225 days, 14 hours, 49 minutes, 32 seconds
30
She took out the melons. She lifted them to her mouth and nose. They were so ripe they were almost exploding with juice. She rubbed the melons hard to make sure that
Finished
2011-04-22 15:34:23
Took
85 days, 20 hours, 13 minutes, 18 seconds
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