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Our caravan arrived at the gates of the ancient city of Ackhabha, we carried the most precious and dangerous treasure ever known to man. Maghrob, our leader spoke, "Behold the
Finished
2017-09-15 12:25:46
Took
4 years, 275 days, 22 hours, 39 minutes, 2 seconds
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hello. there. was. a boy. and he. was. really. cool. he did not. have a lot. of friends. he was there. to go out. but he didnt like anyone. whatever. so weird.
Finished
2018-05-20 07:51:03
Took
5 years, 153 days, 16 hours, 40 minutes, 5 seconds
22
"I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON". Tim shouted into the cold midnight air. Tim was going through a midlife crisis, which involved streaking and keeping chickens in his study. Yes,
Finished
2015-02-27 08:00:49
Took
2 years, 66 days, 16 hours, 36 minutes, 5 seconds
22
The Space Dog Program was commanded by Major Woof. Early exploration by Laika and the Soviet Space Dogs had pioneered the way for dogs in space. Planet Chew_Toy was
Finished
2013-08-08 21:39:31
Took
213 days, 1 hour, 38 minutes, 17 seconds
22
I am the most worthless piece of shit ever to walk this earth. I don't deserve peoples time. I don't deserve help, so I'll just lay here, slicing my skin with rusty blades. I panic
Finished
2016-07-30 19:02:13
Took
3 years, 199 days, 8 hours, 24 minutes, 44 seconds
22
It was time for the Bimillennial Dinosaur conference on Godwana. King Tyrranosaurus gave a fiery speech warning of the invasion of furry teeted night crawlers. Pantydraco laughed
Finished
2018-12-14 14:52:28
Took
5 years, 335 days, 2 hours, 47 minutes, 6 seconds
22
You wait and see.This story will start off nice and sweet, with rainbows & unicorns, cute 'lil sea creatures & clever puns. But trust me, we'll eventually arrive at the bitter end.
Finished
2017-01-09 10:36:24
Took
3 years, 358 days, 22 hours, 7 minutes, 3 seconds
22
I handed him the spanner and shined a torch on the problem. He picked up the wrench and looked where I had shined the flashlight. "Crisps?" I said as he took the chips I offered.
Finished
2015-03-03 19:29:06
Took
2 years, 41 days, 1 hour, 51 minutes, 18 seconds
22
THE MAKING OF FOLDINGSTORY: THE MUSICAL. The singing evil helicoptor scene at the penultimate climax of Act II cost over seven billion dollars to film. They could've done $700, but
Finished
2016-12-16 17:00:06
Took
3 years, 321 days, 15 hours, 52 minutes, 44 seconds
22
I was working late one night at work, when I went to the bathroom I found a stinky man taking a dump with the cubicle door open.
Finished
2014-06-04 22:14:04
Took
1 year, 120 days, 14 hours, 43 minutes, 28 seconds
22
Gangrene had left Clementine with a limp. Well actually two limps - one to the left, one to the right. These rare double limps cancelled each other out. She seemed to glide.
Finished
2016-07-17 23:32:09
Took
3 years, 159 days, 23 hours, 39 minutes, 26 seconds
22
Es el amor acaso una ilusión que no nos permite ver la realidad de la crueldad y lo macabro que es el mundo? Ésta quizá es la visión de alguien enfermamente desesperanzado
Finished
2018-08-19 23:48:09
Took
5 years, 184 days, 9 hours, 8 minutes, 18 seconds
22
"Is that crocodile looking at me? I swear he just looked at me." I said as I nudged my friend next to me in the boat. "See, he just winked at me!" I said excitedly whilst pointing
Finished
2017-03-14 17:18:16
Took
4 years, 19 days, 14 hours, 17 seconds
22
I swear to God I'll pistol-whip the next guy who says "shenanigans"!
Finished
2016-08-29 00:13:21
Took
3 years, 185 days, 11 hours, 8 minutes, 8 seconds
22
Nobody expected the superhero vigilante to be a middle aged overweight housewife but Moira the Incredible was determined to rid the city of sexual predators and serial killers.
Finished
2013-12-27 15:51:01
Took
301 days, 19 hours, 16 minutes, 50 seconds
22
"Only the heart of the girl will show me you are loyal and deserving." Said the queen,with an evil glint in her eyes. The hunter didn't know how he would kill such beauty as
Finished
2013-03-10 10:53:55
Took
7 days, 3 hours, 55 minutes, 38 seconds
22
I sat on the pyramidion, easing my legs into my sleeping bag and applying war paint. Jeff said he once slid down all of the Great Pyramid in 48 seconds. Psh, child's play. No pads
Finished
2014-05-02 16:15:21
Took
1 year, 58 days, 14 hours, 49 minutes, 4 seconds
22
"Yo dawg. I heard you liked doing the flop, so I did the Harlem shake because all your base are belong to chuck testa!" My girlfriend screamed and ran away. It completely ruined
Finished
2015-07-17 10:30:26
Took
2 years, 120 days, 11 minutes, 57 seconds
22
Skippy the hippie from Mississippi was flippy for some fruit dippy, So he said Yippee! and ate some cold fruit dippy and then he got cold and a little nippy.
Finished
2016-07-27 17:37:00
Took
3 years, 124 days, 5 hours, 54 minutes, 59 seconds
22
Hilarious dialogue + Zany interlude / Sexual innuendo (Blatant intercourse) - Blurring the lines * Picking up the spare = X. Ex-girlfriend's parents + financial opportunity = Y.
Finished
2016-08-03 14:29:10
Took
3 years, 129 days, 12 hours, 13 minutes, 16 seconds
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