I handed him the spanner and shined a torch

I handed him the spanner and shined a torch on the problem. He picked up the wrench and looked where I had shined the flashlight. "Crisps?" I said as he took the chips I offered.

Technically, we shouldn't have been snacking in surgery,especially in OB-GYN. But neither of us had eaten or drank anything for 48 hours. "What's that up in there?" I asked Dr.

Lipservice. He said, "My Dorito crumbs. We could let gravity do its thing when she walks out of here." I could've sworn I'd seen something move, though. "I'll get the vacuum."

The Dorito Crumbs made a hasty escape through the shag pile carpet towards a mouse hole. Little Jimmy the smallest Dorito Crumb just made it in time before the vacuum would have su

cked he and his entire Dorito Crumb family up into heaven. Little crumb Jimmy had watched the horrific Oreo cleanse on Tuesday and he knew he was meant for bigger things. He met

Double stuffed Oreo. He was full of insights about the life beyond the snack-ality. Little crumb Jimmy wanted to make it on his own. The wise old Double stuff said, "

Dip it, dunk it, lick it, eat it," or as the wise old Beyonce would say "Dip it, pop it, twerk it, stop it". Jimmy was now confused as to who he should listen to, as they were both

making about a much sense as a midget with a Magic 8 Ball. Jimmy, knew he had to make a decision. Should he try lyrical hip hop or go for some Memphis Jookin'? Drop the bass!

He decided he would enter lyrical hip hop. Then he realized he didn't even know what that was. He proceeded to smash the Magic 8 Ball with his boot, vowing to never use it again.

But the Magic 8 Ball genie had already made his career in lyrical hip hop a reality. "Oh no," he thought looking at the mess. "I had one more wish-I could have changed it all! NO!"