Once, there was a woman so blonde, even the sun envied her. He hair fell in long gold curls down her back. She had a small nose, red lips, bright eyes. She was perfect. Except...

"When did this appear?" thought the young maestro as his eyes rested on a glittering black violin. It was definitely not one he had scene before. He picked it up to inspect it.

I was Skyping a beautiful Italian girl I had met on some chatting website when...

One day, when I was extremely bored and making up stories with my imaginary friends seemed too boring, I decided to create a new game. A game that put me in this straight jacket.

You tried to find me but all the roads that led you there were winding, and all the lights that lit the way were blinding. I thought you were the one who was going to save me.

So naturally, I installed a big gong in the living room, complete with suspended log.

But being wealthy, Nate chose to eat carrots instead and twat made all the difference. We suffered from a severe case of vitamin A poisoning. Wis skin has brigwt orange and

It was the stickiest situation since Sticky the Stick Insect got stuck on a sticky bun.

She quickly handed over her license & registration as the officer spoke sternly, "Tracy... Ahem, Ms. Chapman are you aware of how fast you were driving?"

"You're a wealthy man now, aren't you Nate?" Asked Sheila, "What do you do with all your money?". Nate said, "Carrots."

I'm wondering if we could write an entire FS in which every character speaks only in questions or in which every sentence ends with a question...it's not impossible, right?

Joe slipped off his slippers and Mildred set her revolver on the nightstand. They tucked in and kissed goodnight. They hoped it would be a peaceful one, after that damn Bridge tour

It came to him when he was trussed up in a mailbag in the back of a van apparently leaving the city limits. It must have been his hairstylist. She was the only one he'd told

Welcome to Pimp my Meal! with our cheapskate Chef Fats Waller. "Greetings greetings fellow gormandizers. Are you ready to grub-a-dub-dub? Today I pimp up this 2$ mac & cheese meal

After so long, Freddy's Pizza is now Fazbear's Fright. One animatronic and a few phantoms. Great. I noticed Springtrap right outside my window and I

"Excuse me, miss, do you have a minute to talk about--" Olivia held up her hand to silence the boy before he could finish speaking, refusing the pamphlet he held out. She was in a

By the time Emma reached the dormitory, she had a pounding headache. All she wanted to do was find her dorm room, drop off her things, and flop down on her bed for a long nap, but

It was only yesterday that the sky erupted, but it felt like years. Looking up I knew that time itself may be about to end, but I also knew that I had had a hand in it. You see, I

Hey, diddle, diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon, the dastedly dog snickered, when the cow transfigured

I couldn't believe it! My assignment was due on the 6th of May, not the 5th of June! This was the fifth time my recent move to America screwed things up for me.