"Remember when mom thought my stash really was oregano and made Chicken Parmesan with it? I can't believe the minister kept snorting that milk through his nose. And who knew

Me and some friends were heading out that weekend to Camp Slaughter Lake to drink some brews and hopefully get laid. When we got there, though, we found that we'd been beaten to

Whoa Black Betty Bam-a-Lam, Whoa Black Betty Bam-a-Lam. Black Betty had a child (Bam-a-Lam), damn thing gone wild (Bam-a-Lam).

YOU are beyond words. What goes on in your mind to make you say such things? Do you have tapeworms in your brain? Or are you a tapeworm yourself? I'm DONE. Don't call me again.

We all have our roles to play. Mine was forced on me by a cruel past; a history I did not want. They didn't have to die; at least, I didn't think so; but they had

Fred walked hesitantly into The Spot, a nightclub he'd learned of from mysterious Madame X. He was wary, but then he spotted Big Bob from accounting, and LaRonda sipping a cosmo.

Ever since registering for "randomjunk.com", Kevin was receiving one random item a month for 50$. Series M-421 miniature canioptimeter read the manifest. "Now what could this be?"

This is a test of your ability to infer meaning. To 'read between the lines'. What is your conclusion after considering the evidence?

Depressed, the young adult sat in his chair, his head on his desk, a cigarette in his mouth. He stared longingly at a paper desk toy, and though about

Everyone writes songs or poems about the eyes but the poor neglected nose receives no such attention. The nose is picked on and unappreciated for its beauty

I met a girl who had some extraordinary pets. Her blue dragon, purple frog and pack of rainbow coloured alpacas were among the few that lived in the front room. Her favourite pet,

Three years into my birth. I'm still trying to figure out what the devil

The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.

Ilmatyynyalukseni on täynnä ankeriaita.

The committee was a conglomeration of nincompoops, busy bodies, and ne'er-do-wells. They were the puppet masters behind the movie ratings board.

Hicks knocked on the door. He'd had no luck with finding an apartment on Fury 161 at all, and the refinery was out of the question. The door opened to reveal an Alien Queen in an

Thanks to the landmark case of "US Government vs. Dr. Finkle", proctologists were now required to use stirrups and a speculum to give their exams. No longer would women be the

5th Grade

"Only $0.17 more and I'll have enough money for some ChocoFlan!" said asthmatic Ricky Two-Buns just seconds before a planet from the Bermuda 8 system collided into his bedroom.

"Ah ha! I've have finally discovered how to turn lead into gold! said Mr Noblet, Esquire of Crowburne Manor. He dipped his quill into the inkwell to record the discovery