Pa pointed to the still. "Son, I want you to use your eyes to heat up that still, then fly these barrels to the county line." This was how Pa would get Clark into Moonshining

I took a crazy chance, but next time I'll be true.

Scrub till you bleed, wipe those tears, and fill guns with grapes. You've been repossessed, the therapist is in Mali, but your mother listens to Peter Schiff. She has Alzheimer's.

Even at that late hour, Amanda's eyes burned like death suns as William returned to bed. "Do you always have to 'pad across the floor' on the way to the bathroom? Couldn't you just

Photogaphy is a message meant to be unfolded. Alot like mailboxes filled with emotions, insights, dreams, and visions- photography is about responding to those letters with images.

The headline screamed "Giant shrieking vampire hellbats invade the Vatican!" I picked up the paper and read further. "In a secret vault under the Vatican, Pope Francis I cowers as

SHUG! Give me a hug!!! Can I have a ride on your horsey?? Please, OH, please?? I admired Shug's Orb greatly.

David Bowie has always been thin. But when he was younger he was even thinner. Extraordinary to say.

I need a dollar. That's what I need. And if I share my story with you, will you share your dollar with me?

The deep dank rainforest in Borneo is 130 million years old. Professor Pat McGroin had spent months in the forest trying to observe the mating habits of the birds of paradise, only

Puss in Boots bought a pair of flip-flops.He was gonna go to the beach and when in Ibiza,do as the ibicencos...He would not tolerate to be called Puss in Sandals,though!

"Ms. Stevens, I have a question." Ms. Stevens scanned her lesson plan for any mention of questions. Nothing. The chaos was palpable, like improv class all over again. Panic set in.

"A napkin? Psh, I'm GOOD at transferring food from a plate to my mouth via my hands." Seconds later, BBQ sauce dripped into pa's lap. He needed an excuse, so he faked an injury.

Love wasn't there. They looked in all the cupboards and under the beds and behind the sofa. They didn't know where they could have lost it.

Wow. I hate it when FS website changes on you w/o warning. Deep down, I know people like my folds, but I need the satisfaction of seeing it, right there. I'm needy. I dont like cha

Professor Maladroit adjusted the mass spectrometer for recalibration. The latest lab results showed a 12,000% spike in brainwave activity among subject group 4. Couldn't be right.

My great aunt Lillian is a famous author, but I am infamous, as in "not" famous, or so I thought the meaning of the word. I wrote that once in a biographical sketch for undergrad

Cincinnati?! Cincinnati?! What the hell is there to do in Cincinnati? Frank shook his head at Betty in amazement that she so yearned to vacation in such an oddly named city.

Love is sometimes like a poison ivy turning around your heart suffocating you. My eyelid's been twiching for a while..just because of you.you damn love. Oh I want you baby..I need

if you dont pull over im going to scream rape out this window