Professor Lulu Loomis was beginning to have second thoughts about taking a job at Hooters so soon after her sex-change operation. Maybe being a woman involved more than just

Winston Smith looked at the telescreen.

A matter of degrees is how I characterized the whole affair. At the end of the day there was a point tally to determine which of the men was allowed to bathe the zombie women, & fo

I have so much homework and I don't want to do it.

Somehow, the guy on the bus knew I was sick & offered me his seat. I sat down & he had to stand right next to me with his junk in my face. He didn't have it out or anything. Still,

Really i could see my life come to an end. Was this really how i was supposed to leave? Someone pointing a pomegranate at me. i was so terrified that I

I had been walking for about twenty minutes, when suddenly I felt

You are a molecule of water (in liquid form) floating along happily in the ocean when suddenly……….

Splice significa empalmar, i és una llàstima el segon sentit que té la paraula

The mother cannibal said to the child, "Finish you food. Do you know there are starving children in Africa?" The cannibal child said, "Mmmm, I love Ethiopian food."

"Well," Sue said, "if you come to my flat I could give you a bowl of my very lovely mulligatawny soup and you could, maybe, eat it." The soup bribe worked and once he was sitting

In 2315, 5 years into our cultural exchanges with the Krutati of Altair 4, we discovered that their cities and culture and even the Krutati were created by pranksters from the 21st

As she walked down the dark foggy street, she couldn't see what was ahead of her. She was worried sick that she was still be followed by that man from the club.

The day our mother announced she was pregnant again, we all came out of the closet.

GAME OF THRONES SEASON 5 SPOILER: Tyrion Lannister meets Jorah Mormont and Arya Stark. They unite and 5 seasons later conquer all of Westeros after killing all those white zombies.

I cannot believe I am going into my senior year of college!

"I'm boooored." Cara complained to her roomate. "Cool." Mae mumbled, not looking up from her laptop. Cara glared at Mae before pouncing on her. "ENTERTAIN ME."

Adam was starving by the time the lunch bell rang. He rushed to the cafeteria and saw

One day, while a fine young man who went by the name Nick was sitting cross-legged atop a large oval pillar

I'm beginning to crave a pizza. I look up at the gray vastness of my living room. I know there is not much food for me in the fridge. I should just order some now.