Abdul decided to fast in front of a Karim's Kebab stand. It proved to be quite a test for both of them. Abdul called out "Devil do not tempt me with your succulent goat meat!"

Dear 49Faithful, Please forgive me! I messed up your brilliant story starter involving Big Bob, LaRonda, and Fred at The Spot!! Maybe you could repost it? SO sorry...

"What's your name? Who's your daddy?"

There's a man goin' 'round takin' names, and he decides who to free and who to blame. Everybody won't be treated all the same. There'll be a golden ladder reachin' down, when the

Slowly Margaret lowered herself down on to the dining hall chair. She hoped they'd have chocolate pudding today - she really enjoyed smearing it all over her face and flinging it

The idea of earning a living doing something you love is perhaps the ultimate in job satisfaction, and there can be a few enthusiast who haven't dreamt at some point of turning

When you have special powers beyond what the mind can conceive, you think you're invincible, but actually you're not. Everyone has a weakness, an Achilles heel. Mine was

Time to start. Pencils - check. Scrap paper - check. Form 1040A and instructions - check. 3d6 - check. Set of miniatures and map board - check. Box of Girl Scout cookies -

It was carnage, pure and simple - when Wile E. activated the Acme Mundaninator, suddenly cartoon physics (and cartoon chemistry for that matter) went out the window - falls were

Went through a red light: -10 points. Didn't park in the handicapped zone: +20 points. I looked down at the grand total for my karma budget. Hot Dog! Enough to rob a bank!

Captain Gabe and Tippy

"I don't see where...oh, here it is." Dr. Crane paused.The doctor looked again at the chart, then at the stitches across Ralph's scalp, then at Nurse Nancy. "Are you sure?"

The room was filled with toddlers busy playing with their toys. I strode in, set my books down on the podium, then announced, "Welcome to Calculus for Toddlers. I am

I want to slowly damage each part of my pathetically lifeless body, savouring the sweet taste of each beautiful fragment of annihilation, in every tiny cell of my useless body.

One dark night, I took a walk to the grocery store.

Sorry, but I can't stop twiddling my thumbs. I'm working out to drop weight classes in time for the thumb wrestling tournament at recess tomorrow. Next, I'll do Ring Pop sit-ups.

Annie was consumed with the desire to find a new "wipe" - there already were baby wipes, screen wipes, even doggy wipes - what new wipe could she invent that would make her as rich

"I am the Oracle of Knuckleheadery," said the sage. He wore a No Fear shirt, with a batman cape, he sat on a thrown that was a bean bag and drank Pabst Blue Ribbon.

It was then that I decided to become a symbiote. Why deal with the hassle of driving to a supermarket and shelling out half your paycheck for food when you could just get your

I think it's the most natural thing in the world to make fun of stuff because things are really stupid. And so if you happen to be a writer and you think a lot of things are stupid