Barbara met Chevy at Museum coffeeshop. He was crying into his latte and Barbara asked him what was wrong. He explained the Art exhibit of abstract photomontage moved him to tears

I exhaled slowly, exhausted. "For the last time, I told you, I'd never seen her face before last night." These cops were incompetent chumps. What they didn't know was

I never thought of Gladys as a friend until I found she'd stapled Kim's chiahuahua's ears together just before the Worthlydale Dog Show. The Balinese Dog Dance had to be cancelled!

But Bill Clinton wasn't going to be shown up by some pencil-necked blue-blood yankee. He grabbed up as much as he could carry, all of it was soiling his

"shut up!!" he yelled at his annoying grandmother that he had just addopted the other day. he hadn't quite gotten used to having her around and she would not stop talking

"Com'on Men! Do you want to live forever?" Sarge yelled as we attacked the next pill box. I decided then that I did. I packed up my rifle and bayonet and flagged a taxi.

Your Bicardi laced, pimply faced "Sup bro?" made me want to

The noise echoed in my ear, the sound of the rope hitting the bottom. It came an hour after I threw the one end down the cliff. All I needed to do was get down and save humanity.

In a faraway land, it is believed that a man who takes a thousand lives becomes a terrifying demon, cursed to wander the earth for all eternity. The swordsman who wandered into the

At exactly six o’clock, the music stopped then both silence and excitement swept the hall. At the top of the silver staircase,

One day in Millcreek

I was listening to my favorite band, Emmure, when all of a sudden,

Cain walked into class and saw that the only empty seat was next to the teacher. He sighed and sat down when Aricin sat next to him and held out his hand. Cain looked at him and

I dipped my spoon into the icecream. I was about to put it into my mouth when I saw the glittering band of gold which was still attached to a finger. I retched violently and every

Sitting in the pavement. Holding my head as if it was going to drop. I tried to grasp the situation I'm in. Five minutes ago I was a normal person with a family. Now all I have is

Boca Beth instructional language DVDs worked too well for Tommy. He now spoke in eclectic blends of Spanish, Na'vi, and Zulu. "Hola, triéa-ióang, clip-clop-clip," he told his mom.

An alliteratively-named celebrity was having violent sex one day after consuming mass quantities of food and drugs. Many animals

We were just about to start Silent Dinner when I was formally informed that I would be served the Disciplinary Meatloaf. What?! I couldn't think of a qualifying infraction so I

"Lots of them!" He said as he pulled the pieces of the metal detector from the middle of the redwood tree's base.

All day I had this uncomfortable fullness in my lower bowel region. To my horror, after work, I realized the problem was in my trousers. I unzipped them and staring back at me was