"That's it! I'm not making any more webs for you!"Charlotte yelled at Wilbur.

...and Annie Lennox was a vampire pirate and there were the Pet Shop Boys in cone hats and Queen with some girl and that guy from Arthur ( the other guy) was the Walrus and

Thats it! If i see one more misused apostofre or mispelling your dead! Said Randy. An dont come wit you're excuses like "who care's" or "i just want to get my mesage acros"

She was an overweight conservative radio talk show host in her mid 40s. He was a fitness junkie about to celebrate turning 30 while on the Democratic campaign trail. Together, they

"Red Rover red rover send Rodger right over." ". . . Digby, is this your idea of a joke? The rovers stuck in the sand in Juventae Chasma. Copy?"

One day, PurpleProf got online & went into FoldingStory, only to discover that there was no one there. No more MoralEnd, SlimWhitman, 49erFaithful or (horrors!) Inatick. Loneliness

They decided to hold their wedding in the office elevator. "...because" Margo gushed, "that's where we met!" She sighed. The caterer scratched his head. "How many guests?" he asked

Gently I wrestled my writhing brother into the rented daimophagus. Many voices clamored; many thumps pummeled the lid as I fastened the latches. From the darkly gleaming wood a hum

The myriad nooks and crannies of the dark internet had proven fascinating and disgusting but Henry wasn't prepared for the shocking finale to his late night browsing, as he came to

"The trouble with you Brits," Zac the US intern opined, "is that you don't say what you mean." "I say exactly what I mean but you don't understand what I'm saying." I retorted. Zac

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"You know what's cool? Tin foil. Super thin metal that you can tear off a piece and just wrap it around something? That shit is badass bro." He looked at me, winked, & did a header

As Gordon sat there I could smell his unpleasant nerves. His resume was more than adequate but I didn't know if he had that "it" factor we needed. I said "Mr. Durasno, please

The scientists and councellors were baffled. He seemed normal: steady job, house, wife, kids. And yet his sense of humor had stalled out at an 8-year-old's level. At Board Meetings

How I design a fold. Mention main character(s) and objects of previous fold. Keep things in motion. Build and expand. End with a twist or unresolved

I knew it was a mistake as soon as I

Sky was a shy girl with an iron will and a passion for Neil Sedaka. She had no friends, preferring the company of a lone pelican she met on the shore each morning. Only he

He sat at the keyboard and resolved that his days of zombie stories were over. Love, innocence, and a young girl's coming of age were what he yearned to write about. The title?

They say most foldingstories use only a 10th of the capacity of compelling storytelling which would imply an average of one fold in ten that

Hubert was wearing no shirt and mashed a cream pie in the customs agents face. The monkey in his pants tickled his