"My pants stopped global warming, and I can prove it," Timmy Toms said. Mr. Paulsen grimaced. "Timmy, this is supposed to be your science project, not another senior prank that

My room has a view of a graveyard. I'm all alone

I don't understand why I have to register my neutrino rifle. Doesn't every galaxy bounty hunter have the right to have protection? The Star World Marshall looked up at me and

I moved to the city to be close to nature; my friend moved to the country to witness cruelty, and none of this makes sense. Maybe we’re moving because we don’t like where we live.

"Where's the moke!" she yelled, frustrated by the youngsters inattention to her needs. "When Larissa was here I always had the moke, or anything else I needed."

Business ideas: Exorcisms and Abortions. Ad: Are you pregnant with Satan's kid? We'll help you by 1) attempting to abort the evil fetus before it reaches trimester two. Or, 2)

My dog ate the laundry.

Linus, Cletus, Clement, Sixtus, Maximus--that was the gang back in the day, when we used to go down to the swimmin' hole in backwoods. One day, as we neared the hole's clearing...

I took a sip of my iced coffee and logged into Facebook on my phone for the first time in months. I was just as depressed to see what was happening as I always had been. There was

This is fold 1,300 for me. I've got a question. When will I run out of stuff to fold about? Is there any more to write about Alien Invasions &, I dunno, Life? That's 2 questions...

Un joven de pelo rubio asomó su cabeza por la ventanilla

The boy looked at the goat. "I can make it to the gate if I run," he thought. But the boy was forgetting rule number 9 from Spotnicks Updated and Revised Guide to Goat Encounters

Like he's ever seen the inside of a gym, I mean, only if you threw a box of TimHortons Tim-Bits in there, then he'd see the gym. The whole conversation was useless. Unless you want

It has now been exactly four days since I started my cashew dust and garlic powder diet, and, to be perfectly honest, I feel great because I

"Now my child, what animal do potatoes come from?" "No, Grandad, you don't understand. Potatoes don't

There was that smell again...I lifted my nose as high as I could and took a deep whiff. It was coming from around this clearing, it smelled like cheese on bread with basil and wine

My first anger management class didn't go so well. One of my teeth is gone, along with part of an ear lobe. The police may be looking for me, too. Sheila insisted that I

The Ocelot went hunting.

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He finished licking her ankles and unbowed. "My dear", he grunted, "those are the sweetest calves that I have ever tasted!". "I'm sorry" she replied disdainfully, "have we met?"