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There are many monsters that wander this world of ours. The most common is the Troll. The Troll is a strange speciman. It acts for strange reasons. One time during an experiment it

Marvin was surrounded by a sea of reporters. "Please Mr. Matador, tell us what was the inspiration for your new song? Come to me was moving to us all." "Well there was a sandwich I

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I never understood why chocolatiers mix chocolate with chilies, Is it that they're both from the Americas? The alliteration? Or just an evil plot to ruin two perfect ingredients?

Prof. Ivey's widow received his mortal remains six months later. As the young officer who had brought them rode away, Miss Prunella noticed the box only contained a seal envelope.

"What IS the meaning of life?" the little boy asked to his granny, "Oh my, you always ask rather strange and difficult questions young man, you ought to think about school instead"

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Shorty wasn't usually good for much other than odds at the track or a pull off a flask. But Shorty wasn't coming from the track, he was coming from Guantanamo. And he'd brought

It was rainy and all the children were sleepy. Except for one

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Three years into my birth. I'm still trying to figure out what the devil

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