It takes a great deal of endurance to be employed by a Boss Monster. To be a receptionist taking calls and arranging appointments for heroes to take a crack at him.

Finally, I had won the internet. Years of research, countless sleepless nights hunched over a glowing screen had paid off. It only took

At first I was conservative with my likes. I used to hand them out very sparsely, until one faithful day the ghosts of Christmas educated me on the liberal cause. Now I hand them

They was driving in Yossemmiitty park and they sawed a cayotee. They got out and said cor look a cayottee. Then they all died.

Her husband was out again fighting an electrical fire in this godawful storm. She'd clicked on a horror movie & choked when she realized the scene on the screen was her own bedroom

"Moroccan maracas masquerading as macaroons mamboed meltingly."

This fold is the work of genius.

"But I dare say my fellow, it was 7-11 pizza wasn't it? A sort of Carb-laden greasy circular slab of adipose generating pie, made by non-Italians and a heat lamp. Right old chap?"

What if I spam all the open stories with

it was time for some affirmative action to reninstate gender balance on the whole sacrifice-the-virigin-to-the-gorilla social more. The social justice warriors tied the groom to a

When the Swedish Pirate Party won a majority in parliament, all hell broke lose. The treasury went from the euro to the pieces-of-eight and doubloons.

Some friendships are more conversational, other friendships are more vibrational." The Gila monster jeered at his next meal, lobster bib at the ready.

I have walked on this path so long, with my eyes tired after having seen so many winters. My body, my soul and my spirit are tired. I am ready to die. There's only one thing left..

Lou Bergs had traveled all the way through time to mow my lawn. He swore that my single mom's grilled chicken breast was worth the trouble, though I suspected darker motives. Penet

The girl from Ipanema wasn't as he imagined her. Gentle like a summer samba. He waited for her in the bar. Each day a girl passed, but it wasn't her.

Dr. Frankenstein looked on in piteous illumination as Igor carefully laid out the body of poor John Keats beneath the Monster's platform. "For his negative capability," Igor exp

Deep within a vast mining region, an engineer James McPherson and a detective Nicole Iasant were called to investigate a total blackout communication in a mining city.

Who can it be now?

I’d always wondered what would happen when I opened that door.

Hey, didn't I read somewhere in the FoldingStory Rules that the first person to reach 10,000 points wins 10,000 dollars?