The first rule of the ancient and sacred Chinese martial art Hei Yu Fu is:

Question: Are nobles born with fancy hats and scepters in tow? I am but a denizen of Plebeshire, but I wonder what makes nobles so special. My son was born with a hat-shaped growth

Wrath, greed, sloth, pride, lust, envy, & gluttony. Quirly Quinn drew a line beside the list. He'd been on the winning side of every deal he'd ever bargained &decided to tempt Sata

If I jump,

Darla stepped out of the time machine into a world that little resembled the one she left moments before. Where were the trees, and what was that awful odor? She'd have to try

Brad Marigon felt better than he had feared after the soul inspection and vacuuming. When they brought out the black snake, it turned out to be pretty cool, technically. Back in hi

Everyday Sara would walk home from school. She would always pass the old Bricker house at the bottom of the treet. When she was little, she'd always hear stories about it. Kids sa

For starters we're having Sardicado crostini & pepperice stuffed squash blossoms. Then it's spagetofu with chipotleek sauce & for the main course stuffed pumpkingfishallotomatillo

Some goons from the Library of Congress barged into my house at 3 AM this morning, even though I had never unlocked any phones. I was tempted to say I preferred the Dewey Decimal S

Do you want to build a snotman? Come on let's go and play. I never smell you anymore. Come out the door. It's like you've gone away! We used to trade snot balls, and now we don't.

The polyamorites and their various sea monkeys and magic crystals enjoyed the shuttle ride from the parking lot into 2017-World. It was going to be a nice change from their

why do monsters hide under my bed?

Lulu believed in second chances. Unfortunately, she was on her fifth.

I'd been hitchiking for days, but I couldn't stop 'til I got there. My thumb was cramped, but I kept it extended until finally a truck stopped. "Won't you take me to Funkytown?"

The cannibal swallowed. His wife laughed. "Do you know what you just ate?" Damn thought the cannibal, what is this crazy witch up to this time? She smiled, "Beef."

The last time I saw Frank my door was flying off it's hinges, as he barreled into my living room ready to pound my head flat. I couldn't really blame him, as hours ago I had

Oh, he'd considered revenge alright. In the end, however, he decided to let Vorgons be Vorgons.

Sometimes Heyman Boyd would go incarnate again just to ride the shuttle up and down Dark Matter Corridor 458, read the graffiti at the stations, and watch the variety of people who

Robin Hood and Little John went hoppin through the forest. Little John said "Robin Hood, would you eat my porridge?" Robin Hood said

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