The Keeper was occupied so MJ skyped with Cahaya & Karta. They were coordinating the final details of the great Orang Utan escape by iPad. Most of the zoos had electronic security

Scuse me while I kiss the sky.

My theatrical adaptation of McCarthy's "The Road" -- loyal to the novel except for the substitution of the father and boy with Batman and Robin -- was a complete and utter

If I work hard this year, I will pass my exams. If I pass my exams...

Following our tradition, we drank our way through the election results. Now, after midnight, we're drunk. There's a new world starting tomorrow, so so

Who were the first Folders? Where did they come from and how were they created? According to evolution,

бр. 2 наставак. Сад има 180 карактера. Шта је сад ово?

i wonder if there could ever be aliens because

"How many copies of my record will I have to sell to actually make money?" "Oh you're still hung up on money? I though you were an artist."

Once upon a time there was a story which wasn't folded...

Upon concluding business, Jim went to shake hands. His partner recoiled. "Sorry, I have a thing." And by thing, he meant tactile confusion. Hand sensations misfired to his genitals

Question: Do the perpetrators of the Gurtvin Invasion hail from Gurt, Gurtv, Gurtvin, or some other assemblage of vowels and consonants? The answer

The pomegranate seeds that Hades fed Persephone were heavy like lead. They stuck into her throat and she felt them grating slightly every time she swallowed.

It just shows how far you can go if you pursue a dream. Billy Bob wanted his trailer to be in orbit. He'd made all the preparations. His customized Airsteam Bambi

I immediately felt sick. I wished I hadn't eaten the green banana from the toilet. I lost consciousness just as the folding story rehab staff burst in with handcuffs.

Within the depths of the ocean on the sea board floor is where it sat. Guarded by skeletons once riddled with scabies and Black Plague, it is said to be the

He was stuck like a truck in the muck, perhaps he would free with a fart? The fart came and it went, but no he was not sent, the toot just had no heart. Now we must

She rose from the sand and walked towards the Atlantic Ocean while the man with olive skin watched her.Her rosy skin and his dark hue created a beatiful contrast.She looked back at

I have never been as offended as the day I discovered that I lost followers on folding story. My self esteem was crushed more than the time I received the least amount of likes.

My Dr. is a moron. A real dolt. I'm 5-11, 260 and he prescribes me fat pills. Literally the oil from a fish with some kinda lambda 7s or some such bullroar. I laughed in his face