Captain Jack Sparrow said, "My name is Jack and I'm an alcoholic."

Beside a dusty, smeared window sat a young man. He sat with his arms crossed, his left ankle resting on his right knee. Something streaking across the night sky caught his eye. It

Fear did not keep her from opening the door although she was afraid. The brass knob was too hot to grasp her gown too thin to be of use as a protective mit. Sick wet sounds issued

Ambling into the hotel room, Sally flung her clothes on the floor. She strode into the bathroom naked, flipped on the light switch, and shrieked. A maid rested in a pool of blood.

This was the call that I'd been dreading. I didn't want to speak to that impudent pig anymore, but he just won't leave me alone. I can ignore the phone or even unplug it but

I was reading my Phucket Ladybull Review out on the garden porch enjoying the murmur of the evenings light rain when i started to hear a puttering car engine coming from across the

Finally the Mediation Borg returned with the Inflation Board. It was smirking. Even though they had no emotions, they were programmed with a bouquet of irritating gestures to

His bite was mighty and he kept his ship a-tidy. Dan Betward- lobster Fisherman extraordinaire, well, there was undoubtedly no doubting the man's flair to snare a good crustacean.

Ted, come here. No, son, come here. I'm gonna need you to smell grandma. Hey, come here, she's your grandma. Come on, get in there, whiff it up there, you smell that? Don't it seem

And stroking his head, she looked at him and said " Hey. I just met you and

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Bob Barker could smell the ovaries. He activated his Spaydar, and the alarm sounded. "Spayday! Spayday! There's an alley cat downtown trying to have kittens." Bob hopped into his

I slay me.

I looked upon my bedroom wall, never had I seen so many shadows dancing on it. N object in my room could cast such terrific things. I covered my eyes with my blanket but something

In a rush to save the lust of your life, you

This is the greatest love story ever told. It began when he'd become intrigued by the quirky way

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There is a cold place I grew up in. Far to the North this creepy town sits

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i was at the mall with my friends going back to school shopping. All of a sudden i turn around and my friends are gone and no one is answering their phone so i start to panic then