For each folded story finished, it is appropriate to start one. This is the first cardinal rule of folding stories. The second cardinal rule is

"Ohhhhhhhhhh ... isn't this the end of a long, long story," I thought to myself. I sat down in the scrub, threw off my boots and rubbed my sore, blistered feet. "Ohhh ...

So he said "Wellll...?" I said "What you're asking is basically like asking if 2+5 is the same as 3+4. It is and it isn't. Asking is just an exercise in

*Ding dong* "Oh, hi Hubert. What sort of halloween costume is that?" "Is it a stock broker? Is it a church warden? Is it a quantity surveyor? No! It's bicycle repairman!" "I see...

What an awful night. Most if it stayed submerged in the alcoholic black out. Only a bleak gnawing that something was wrong drifted through her mind. She looked at herself in the mi

Dear Princess Celestia, you have thirty minutes to move your chariot, or your chariot will be crushed into a cube. Yours sincerely, the Canterlot Traffic Control.

The room was pitch black, but I could still feel his warm breath on my face. Tear streamed down my face as I wondered whether my sin was great enough for the punishment before me.

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Obama and Cameron woke in a strange but cheery bungalow. "Good morning, good morning, good morning!" Putin was also there and turned out to be an excellent breakfast chef. Village

When we met again, Krixix petted me psychically. "My good human!" I didn't mean to bristle, and sent my regrets. But we both remembered that Arcturians had treated us like pets. E

It was the future: the year 2016 and gay marriage was legalized. Everyone became a homosexual and Christianity was now illegal. The economy collapse and Satan sodomized Jesus.

... and we will throw the vegetable peeler for free!" He finished his spiel. The folding chairs were empty except for way in the back, a lone figure waited in a trenchcoat."Hello?"

Redemption was not something she ever thought possible.

The great slumbering god rolled over and created a minor earthquake that destroyed half of San Francisco. Unfortunately the other half was overrun by slimy creeping tentacle

"Ah ha! I've have finally discovered how to turn lead into gold! said Mr Noblet, Esquire of Crowburne Manor. He dipped his quill into the inkwell to record the discovery

The space ship landed on top of the school. Jobe and Adam had snuck up there to smoke and drink beer. They woke up, saw the door open and inside the ship was Abraham Lincoln

There in front of me was the girl who broke my heart.She hadn't really liked me in the first place.I didn't understand how she played with my emotions.

Once upon a time, it was a dark and stormy night. It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, and I took the road less traveled. Call me Ishmael. A screaming comes across

You say 'He lost his life' as if life is something that you can possess or lose. Like its a pair of binoculars or pajamas. The truth is, you don't have a life. You are life like a

I have the hardest time understanding why my one hand is an exact mirror image of my other hand. How did my right hand know what my left hand was doing?