In the future, I envision a world where you can control the temperature, where there's nearly unlimited food options, where you can pay for amazing entertainment, sex, drugs, what

"F#@& me running!!" she said, after the rat trap snapped on the big joint of her left thumb. "'Rat traps won't maim' my ass!!"

He checked the clock: 10:32 PM. Three minutes until the news would come on, announcing the murder of Thomas Rogers. He grinned, sipping the thick iron-tasting fluid in his glass.

"That's it! I'm not making any more webs for you!"Charlotte yelled at Wilbur.

He pointed at the picture."This is Nemo.He's a fish.You are going to find him."Fifty heavily armed grunts in bathing suits starred at the admiral."NOW!",he shouted.They shot up

I may only be an imaginary friend, but I'll be damned if Mr. Monty Buffit is going to be Forgotten like the rest of those poor made-up bastards! I'll be sure the boy never forgets

A boy and a girl were in a room together on there own... They both loved each other very much, but have never told each other this, the boy was ready to tell her "Alice" he said...

Minimalism

Maid Marion decided that she was not a liberated woman after all. In fact, the recent feminist dialogue had deprived her of the choice of being a stay at home mom. So she went

"But the sign DID say 'shuck em, suck em, eat em rawwww,'" Harry whined as he followed Madge out of the county jail.

Horrible, no good, dirty-rotten, son-of-a-biscuit

It was 3:42 AM and the electronics were beeping reminders about game turns and status updates. "Perhaps we should go sleep," he said. She didn't answer as he got up and got a snack

I feel lonely, but at the same time not. I'm not sure what this means, but I'm pretty sure it makes me

She adjusted her fins & retracted her 2 unusual canine teeth. She blamed her folks, Count Chocula & Lady Gaga. Downing her chocolate milk she slurs,"More." Being a mermaid vampire

Some of us

I sat down in front of the suspect. He hadn't lawyered up yet, so here was my big chance to get that confession. " So Mugsy, you added a cup of flour and a teaspoon of baking soda.

I dare you to add lines to this story. Go on, do it!

I dipped my spoon into the icecream. I was about to put it into my mouth when I saw the glittering band of gold which was still attached to a finger. I retched violently and every

Kenny Rogers and Hammerstein. I don't like show tunes but they do the "gambler" to "some enchanted evening" really out there.

Get up, get up, get up, get on up, stay on the scene, get on up, like a Fold Machine.Get on up, get up Twitch your fingers, use your flair. Stay on the scene, like a Fold Machine