I imagined the table to be like a giant rectangle alien. It was a flat hard alien from a planet of table legs. Then my client wept. The judge spoke. Stupid judge, always ruining

Today was the end of the world, but no one seemed to care. That is until

It is said that death is the fate of all warriors, but is fate ever truly set in stone?

4% of lost remotes can be found in the fridge.

When I started doing PsyOps on Folding Story I was unprepared for the difficulty of the task of creating the trigger fold using Folding Story's character limit & time limit. Custer

"Peas with rice?" asked the lisping effeminate. We had just been about to leave the restroom when he'd appeared from the adjacent stall. "Disintegration is their spookiest album

I had the least stressful job in the world: traffic man for the 3 am local news. Usually I just got in front of the camera and said, "Open roads, folks!" But tonight was different.

If you can catch this fart and paint it green, I will grant you three wishes.

He turned her hand over and found the money she had been sure was in her pocket. How could he have lifted it and put it there without her noticing. As she was piecing it together

Gently I wrestled my writhing brother into the rented daimophagus. Many voices clamored; many thumps pummeled the lid as I fastened the latches. From the darkly gleaming wood a hum

Ritz bits are amazing. I especially love the peanut butter flavored ones.

Two Helmets marched into the room. They meant business because they had rakers. He could see their ComLights twinkling. The Borg turned him over to them.

Detective Manatee tutted and mused upon lost time as he left the sparsely attended IMAX 3D showing of "Vending Machine Perspective". Who could he call? Who could he trust?

Bam! In a panic, Manda jumped 3 feet off of the cracked, tiled floor as Beatrice stormed in to the kitchen.

The following line is not intented as a factual statement.

Squids are pretty cool, I guess. "says Sam." Say, don't the quotations go around the quotes? "asks Meghan." Nah, "Sam replies." Today it's backwards. "Meghan sighs." Youre always b

Normally Carla didn't accept under 18s, but today she was in the mood to make an exception, so she picked up the phone and

They each took turns at that papery little skank. "Aw yeah, you like those letters all over you, you filthy story? I'm gonna fold you so tight, your crease could slice butter!"

"Youse just shots a whole in my Stetson!" The hombre pushed through the bat wing doors. "This woulda cost $69.95 at JC Penny's... retail!...during Crazy Days!"

The beach... the place where the land meets the sea, and the place where I take my morning walks. That is where 'they' first appeared.