From the Hillbilly Dictionary, "Whippersnapper. wip-er-snap.ər. noun. A dang greenhorn fool who snaps his suspenders 'an thinks he's some kind a know-it-all. Nincompoop. nin-cum-po

It started off innocently enough, as most of these situations do. I was in the cereal aisle, looking for the Kellogg's Corn Flakes, when I saw her approaching the Pop-Tarts.

If the Enterprise had been the Titanic would we find ourselves with the 6 foot tall duck like we do now? Get him out of that contraption & then fetch Mr. Spock & Ensign Earl Grey.

Barraco Barner, Angie Lammercoegh & Vula D. Mierputarde met one another under most unlikely circumstances, and really they had very little in common with one important exception,

I have a monkey head.

I am so happy i am not a freshmen this year :)

As Sunshine and her walked into a heavy mist they got lost and fell into a hole that lid fell and trapped them as it filed with water...their cry's never to be heard

"I faked my own death. It just, well there was just way too much bullshit and I guess I'd rather be free and on my own than famous." I stared at Michael Jackson in disbelief

"Teach me the ways of arcane magic," I begged her. The old lady ran off, chanting, "Chil', this is a smoking jacket, not a blesséd garment. If you wanna bug a real sorcerer, go to

"No really, Clancy, pick the sword. It's right there by your left foot. Be careful. It's alive. It knows where we're going next. No you can't ask it for wishes."

I'm not entirely sure how it had started, but I'd begun inadvertently living out the lyrics to the songs of They Might Be Giants. I like them, but things became pear-shaped when I

"You can't fight evil with evil" said Jim. Aubry loathed Jim and set out to disprove him by releasing hyper-virulent mosquito HIV to end malaria. 3 days later, it mutated to humans

Joe Harris crooned bitterly to his beer, "All the old dudes carry the news," while around him robots upgraded themselves and transhuman youngsters dated transdimensional beings fr

It is always the coldest right before the sun breaks the bleak eastern horizon. The lights from SpaceDock 1 were still visible but would be invisible soon. I remember when...

Black beans, black beans, have you any wool? Yessir, yessir, uracil.

Thanks, I already did. Help yourself by helping others. You don't believe that chicken. I don't either. A nice country ham has no regrets; a good one has a few. But the best swine

It was a dark and stormy night which is unusual considering it was three o'clock in the afternoon and not a cloud in the sky. The air was thick with humidity and the weatherman was

If only there was a song for every room, every room a song, then there would be room for every song. A song for every rock, a rockstar for every song. Who thinks he’s a rockstar?

Everyone was watching. This was finally Bert's chance. He ran down the runway toward Ernie, bounced on the trampoline and

"Enhance that bit." We could finally read the license plate. It was reflected off the store window, the sheen of the motorcycle helmet and her cornea. "Those ATM cameras record