"It just won't budge!", the lieutenant said to the corporal. "try more lube"

How am I, you ask? Im doing better than a castrated nymphomaniac in a whore house but that's not saying im fantastically supurb. Better than a midget trapped in a pumpkin or a

Sarah's cupcakes was amazing. The cake was a combination of chocolate and vanilla with some food colouring. She was shocked with the huge orders she had gotten..

"So I was minding me own business down the pub, right, drinkin me pint of Foster's, watching the telly, when all of a sudden this big bloody beast of a man pushes me over and spill

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A long long long long long time ago, back in the ancient times, there was a dog named Raphiel. Raphiel was shorter than other dogs, but on one particular day, something happened.

i was at the store and

The forest was dense,of a deep shade of green.The light could barely pass through the tree tops.A savage tribe,untouched by civilisation prepared for the fight.Lean bodies painted

Vlastomil Ruparkhin came back into focus. "Thought you had left the room!" Greta Merton quipped. "Oh, I'm still out there, but maybe I should don some pagan carp for their sake."

Peanut went down the road, but he didn't cross it, as you might expect. He also did not wander into a pub, but he turned into the dark street, where he met an elephant who was

I was re-examining my RB situation (again) for the fantasy football playoffs just as the boss walked in. I Ctrl-Tab'ed to an accounting spreadsheet but he said "Hey Bob, you workin

Spock set down the tricorder and cautiously approached the gelatinous quivering blue mound. Pushing his fingers into the quivering blue flesh, he intoned "My mind to your mind,

We left Jerry being threatened by Zombie Newman and his Zombie friends,CrazyJoeDevola and TheSoupNazi.Seinfeld had a knife and now he's running away screaming on a cartoonish way.

I was so excited to see my sister after being away at University. I missed her so much and I was looking forward to catching up on her exciting stories!

i got off the bus, and started walking to my house. It was extra hot today, and i was sweating alot. i got the mail and went inside. "I have to do my chores" i said with a sad sigh

Michelle toked on the joint like she was in college. They sat in the Lincoln Bedroom, high, shoving cookies in each other's mouths--having fun. Michelle started crying

Through a freak of nature a wormhole materialized just at exit point of the radioactive leak from the plant which connected to Rev. Jones bathtub.

"Booo!" Jeered the crowd as Mary strutted onstage, birds and expletives flying. Joseph pointed at the screen, citing the baby's ears and nose. "God Made Me Pregnant" sent Maury's

Ordinarily, this would be the room with the decontamination gel, but for some reason the room was dry. The lighting was wrong. I notice that my running bra is tighter than it was.

'You can remove toxic conditions from the atmosphere through fire,' said the pundit. 'The process is called Homa and is based on the vedic science of bioenergy.' Here's how you do