"It says here we can get a energy credit from our electric company if we buy into the hamster-powered generator farm. Should we sign up?"

A businessman, milkman, and a mailman walk into a bar.

Ugh my mother makes me so mad. After are argument lastnight i was so upset. I mean really was it that bad of a request? All I asked for was to

Ryan Dubberke was wiggling in his seat because he couldn't stand sitting still and not playing baseball for more than 10 minutes. He was a die hard baseball fan. He liked pink too!

Tesla took another swig absinthe. One more twist of the brass screw, and his Earthquake Machine would be complete. There was a knock on the door, "Maid service!"

By the time the parachute opened there wasn't time to prepare for the landing, all I could think was I wish I asked her

Yo momma is SO fat that when she farted, she was launched into orbit.

I strangled the left neck of poor Gripple, blood seeped through my fingers. Gripple's eyes were closed, it felt like it was over. Then he shook violently and I was happy that his

No one thought the snow would pile up so fast. But at 2:00 when school was over, it was clear to everyone that we wouldn't be going home.

Once upon a time there was a family that lived on a farm. They were not making ends meet. It seemed that every time the farm was about to make money, some of the crops would die

Personally I think this is very weird. Sitting here waiting for someone to add to a story is time-consuming. Let's make this story interesting. I'm starting it with one word, door.

I was bored one day, so I decided to go to the top a skyscrapper and jump off. I said my goodbyes to the world and jumped. On the way down in mid-air something amazing happened...

When winter comes to the snowy plains of Nebraska, the trees turn a misty white. A chill fills the air and a little boy, named Ralph, jumps for joy as a snow day begins.

I couldn't believe what had just happened. My heart raced and my head pounded. Was I dreaming or could this actually be real?

My name is Ola. I'm 10.

When you look at yourself in the mirror and see a bag of ass, you think of where you went wrong. Was it my career? My cat? Or maybe just because of that one time at band camp.

I propose that we pool our risk and enter a contract of utmost good faith underwritten with my heart.

there is a town that the buildings are not meant for these streets

It was 2 AM and all that was open was a Fatburger, so I pulled in. Odd, no helicopters around, must be

It was super hot in London & everyone fasting for Ramadan was finding 18 hours without water a bit much.