Little did I know, I truly was "looking like a fool with my pants on the ground."

"Nothing like this ever ends well," she said, holding onto my arm. I squeezed her hand. "Maybe this will be different," I answered, but I knew

it was a sunny summer day the air was hot, the water was freezing at the beach everyone was playing and having a good time, the kid were lining up to get ice cream until.

The first thing that hit me after the crash was the sound. Or the lack thereof, I should say. One minute we were traveling toward L.A. at 100 mph, the next we were buried in a pile

As he sat at the bar wondering how his life had been incredibly dull up to this point, he was suddenly and inexplicably struck by

A thousand little stories clawed free of his fingers; each of them an infectious, creeping epidemic of dark ideas. Each waiting to take root in minds unsuspecting and give rise to

I dropped down onto my knees when I've finally discovered that he threw our history away and treated as if it never happened.

Na Joana està desconsolada

"How many scarabs are in this mummy?" Candide Argos, PhD pulled another one out with a pair of jeweler's tweezers. He counted twenty-five so far. He called his graduate student to

This is a story about a sheep called Lola, she is white but she has a funny brown spot on her left eye.

Left Munich at 8.35 p.m. on 1st May, arriving at Vienna early next morning; should have arrived at 6.46, but train was an hour late. Buda-Pesth seems a wonderful place, from the

I see her all time online, but don;t know when we'll meet. We vChat all day but its confusing. Should we commit or not commit. It's hard to make decisions...

"Son, I've started more stories than you've even added to. Heck, I was folding stories back when you were picking music for your Myspace page." "Yes, but just look at my Avg. Score

Moo said the cow when the sun started to come up. When I hear the cow in my sleep I wake up and

Once upon a time there were magical hippos from the grand land of Germany. Every day they would hail Mexico and rule all of the minorities from the mother land then they would

The best way to end the day is with a nice warm glass of...

love is evol spell it backwards i'll show ya

Jeremiah was stunned. Here he was, drinking his coffee and reading the morning paper, when his wife has the audacity to tase him. Sliding to the floor as his cup shattered, he..

"What ... the ... fuck? Totally stink in here, dude," Brian said, holding his nose. We opened the closet, and Adrian's body tumbled out, wrapped head to toe in plastic.

"Yea, are you sure you weren't just kissing a mop?" Joked the sergeant...