Banjo Jo sat in his Ford holding the love of his life, Acetylene Candy. He'd won her in a Pick-Off the year before in Soddy Daisy, TN. Since then their riffs together grew sweeter

Number 24. House is to clown as giant sea monster is to

En un lugar del sol, de cuyo nombre me acuerdo, bella región...

She planted the seed that had come from the dusty packet in the back of the greenhouse. For weeks, nothing, then, one day, a sprout appeared, ghastly green, glowing with an unholy

This was not what Rome. This was not Greece. This was not even Imperial China! This was not even possibly the outer reaches of the Khan's Mongol Empire!! .... This was the realm of

Then Cobra Commander slammed his fist on the desk, rattling the computer bank. "If I see one more person write "Yay." on Facebook, I will melt the world's children!" He'd

I had lips like Jagger, but I didn't have

"Absence makes the heart grow fonder." My stepfather's mom was known to pronounce that old chestnut at the drop of a hat. But as a kid, I always thought she said "abcess," since

Picard glared at Number One. How could he forget to stock up on little wrapped bathroom soaps at Starbase 17? Crew morale depended on those! And they couldn't use the tea dispenser

The marzipan animals on the young boy's birthday cake came to life that night.

A half-empty tin of Spongebob Squarepants Band-Aids and the lingering scent perfume were all that were left of her. Just a few moments earlier

A little bird with bright red feathers flew by me erratically. I held up my hand & it landed on my palm. It burst into flames leaving a little pile of golden ash. I ate the ash.

Jherek Manatee rechecked Schiaparelli's map, entered the coordinates of the fabled crystal city, raised the magnetic shields of his reentry shuttle and buckled himself in for

Is it me or is Andy Rooney's face really really really red. Like boiled Dungeness Crabs. Crabs with grey wool coming out of them. I don't even think that is his office.

So there was Green Lantern and REI trying to buy

Voyage

once there was a cat

The player with the least amount of respect goes first, draws one card from the pile, places it in the hand of the player to his/her left. That player then must roll the die.

Once upon a time there was this girl. This girls name was Hailey. Hailey had blonde hair and blue eyes. She was an average height of 5'7 and quite athletic. Hailey's favorite sport

Perry,the parrot -- even he thought it was too obvious,but...-- was changing feathers so Marcia made him