Never again, it will never be the same as before that day. That fateful day that changed their lives for now and forever. They will never be together any more.

As December arrived with snow blanketing the city with its untamed wrath and sapping the life out of all the trees, Wil, Ted, Rose cast a spell on their greenhouse protecting their

Since dying is not an option, Tom had to come up with a cracking-fast way of making some some money. It is not like he has the smarts to sell dope or the grit to be a chef.

I’ve been authoring this story for six years, and I don’t know where to begin. I wish a chemist would create a pill for writer’s block; something like Text-Lax, or Word Softener.

There come days when, despite all the efforts of a frustrated mind, no words come, but only a low string of murmurs and whisperings, dying feebly on the tongue.

On an elevator with Ëlvÿs the High Elven Elvis impersonator because the escalator was not actually an option. Since elves do not have the concept of gratitude, he keeps having a

What if suddenly everything in the universe: atoms, sub particles, galaxies, humans, animals, plants, what if everything became 10% bigger, how would we know it happened?

There are two toilets in my house. One is for us; one is for guests. I think this is tremendously unfair because we don't even get that many guests but they get to use the clean

You insist that the weight of the world should be on your shoulders. But why?

One day a girl wondered out into the woods. She heard screaming and was not sure what to think of it. She was not sure what was going on. She ran to where it came from and found...

Ne znam što mi se događa... Kao da je odjednom sve izmijenjeno - ono što bi trebalo biti gore, sad je dolje i obratno...

The pianist took a bow, but the audience wanted her to continue playing. They wanted an encore. Excited, the pianist returned to his piano. It was his time to shine. He began

The domino hit the spoon, sending the pea to bounce off the kettle drum, which awoke the gerbil, who spun the wheel, which turned on the fan,

We used to ride our bikes through the abandoned transmat docks, among rusty girders, phasing freight containers and veils of shimmering screams. One time at night Jimmy rode

Medical conditions: Guinezythuphobia. Patty scratched his head. "Well Miss Blakeney if you can draw a beer, serve customers and smile like that, you've got the job. Just sign here.

Wally turned red in horror. How could he have said THAT? It's not a common mistake, not even close. The moment the word left is mouth he knew. What he meant to say was "poutine"

I lounge in my bedroom, my cat meows to be let in. Five minutes later, she wants back out to use the litter box, and I must use the bathroom. I get a drink of water, so does she.

John picked up his things quickly stirring his things. Looked to his clock and cursed. It was too late... too late... It was coming shortly, and John must out of there. Then

Carol stared at the bags of frozen peas, wondering where her life had gone. Gerard Butler sidled up to her in the freezer section naked, except for a green tartan kilt. "I love you

"Forty miles as the crow flies, my back paw!" thought Melville. The crow in question meandered from one empty corn field to the next. How was a mouse supposed to visit his brother