She was fat, unclean and drove a truck. She slammed the rig into park at Peggy Sue's diner. Road dust formed a cloud. He boot struck the parking lot

I awoke to find myself surrounded by an army of well armed and thoroughly angry Peeps. Left-overs from last years Easter party, I was fairly certain that

That's when the guy in the seat next to me let out a big, smelly fart! I was horrified, I was mortified I was

Coles Enredados La historia va de dos colegios que se encontraron en la red

Little did I know, I truly was "looking like a fool with my pants on the ground."

"BWWRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFF!" Three and a half hours of holiday cheer ended in 2 seconds and all over my mom's linoleum kitchen floor. It was pitch black and way past midnight.

The adrenaline was pulsing through my body. I was dripping sweat from running. I was huddled in the corner, listening for any indication that I was not alone. Then I saw

I am awesome

Bruce Hammersnatch always played by the rules. Always. Today would be no different.

So, there I was, sitting in my car, listening to Hall and Oates (You make-a my dreams come true-oo, woo-oo-woo-woo-oh yeah-woo-ooo-) when my dashboard happened to explode.

It never ends. Day after day I find myself wondering why I don't blow this popsicle stand and got to a place where things would be different, where I could

I looked into the sky and saw chuck norris flying, doing his paper round like he does every day at 3 pm, but today he had a brand new cape

As a little child, he would spend hours in the woods, picking up rocks to see what squirmed beneath. It was a metaphor for his life now, he realized. He spent his days

Once upon a time, there lived a knight of a small kingdom far far awayOne day the brave knight went to a tavern and got drunk. Then he met a wizard who sent him on a quest for the

As if to say that the ladder had moved itself, Jedediah moaned in silence. Oh had he suffered since the loss he had endured just moments earlier. If his his sweat stained shirt

I was in the study mixing another cocktail. The crank calls never stopped, even years after my role as Swiper on the telenovela "Dora the Explorer". I wasn't much of a drinker,

It was a dark and stormy night.

Hi, my name is Dirk and I am looking for someone special. I like cherries. I like pineapples, though we call them ananas. And if you read this, I'd probably like to meet you. [end]

Her light dimmed a little. It always did that when Nelson walked into the room. His eyes stopped glowing. He knew it bothered her, but he didn't want her to forget his superior

James sat next to Jose and wept pathetically. They both hand three children and were out of work. Jose looked up and waved off a cup of tea. The robots were even doing that job.