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Don't mess with me. Just give me three gin and tonics and leave me ALONE! But before you go, would you mind handing me the remote? I want to watch "Leave It to Beaver" reruns.
Finished
2016-10-03 17:48:43
Took
3 years, 140 days, 20 minutes, 2 seconds
42
"Cold turkey works for fetishes but you have an obsession", said Dr. Ruth. "You can start by sleeping two nights a week with this inflatable duck." I turned to my inflatable wife
Finished
2015-02-02 15:25:58
Took
1 year, 257 days, 22 hours, 45 minutes, 32 seconds
42
Can you do me a favor and just hold on to these two sticks? Thanks. If you need me, I'll be behind the ballistic glass. Just wait for my signal.
Finished
2017-06-28 11:06:08
Took
4 years, 38 days, 14 hours, 47 minutes, 9 seconds
42
When I was younger I still dreamed. Now I concede that I cannot do things as they should be done, and do them as they must. It's only here I can play. Follow my whim, fold a care
Finished
2013-05-28 15:04:45
Took
2 days, 3 hours, 33 minutes, 15 seconds
42
I start 'em. You finish 'em. I set 'em up. You knock 'em down. Let's do this dang thing. Ready? Good. You're gonna need your A-game today.
Finished
2015-02-03 13:25:47
Took
1 year, 247 days, 19 hours, 17 minutes, 57 seconds
42
The commander of the Cron Aviv starship pounded his fist against the central panel. "Lost in space with no fuel. Awesome. So who wants to push?" The crew hid in the barracks with
Finished
2019-12-10 15:49:42
Took
6 years, 189 days, 23 hours, 38 minutes, 54 seconds
42
Pangolin! Pan-go-lin? Pang-o-lin? Pangolin!! Pangolin pangolin pangolin, pangolin pangolin pangolin pangolin. Pangolin, pangolin pangolin pangolin - pangolin pangolin! Dugong.
Finished
2016-10-12 19:52:51
Took
3 years, 128 days, 20 hours, 2 minutes, 54 seconds
42
You wanna call me up? Take my number down It's 222-2222 I got an answering machine that can talk to you It goes Hey how ya doin' Sorry ya can't get through But leave your n
Finished
2020-04-17 12:49:57
Took
6 years, 313 days, 22 hours, 48 minutes, 49 seconds
42
In Tonight's News, We explore the vast loss of life when the all The Members of the Gangnam Shake Flash Mob simultaneously combusted from awesomeness. In related news, Psy
Finished
2017-08-23 14:27:01
Took
4 years, 63 days, 18 hours, 13 minutes, 9 seconds
42
The peach fingered man was a kleptomaniac. Soft, fragrant and plump, he could pick a fly's pocket without the fly knowing. The only problem was
Finished
2017-11-12 18:26:17
Took
4 years, 133 days, 23 hours, 28 minutes, 50 seconds
42
I believed before anyone even told me that there was Someone or something to believe in. I knew it in the deepest of my being, as if I had come from the spiritual realm myself.
Finished
2017-08-21 11:58:39
Took
4 years, 42 days, 10 hours, 58 minutes, 22 seconds
42
One out of ten american men
Finished
2014-05-19 11:34:14
Took
306 days, 17 hours, 59 minutes, 46 seconds
42
She kneaded the dough expertly, it was such great therapy. She rolled it into a rectangle to add the cinnamon-sugar filling. This filled her with so many bittersweet memories as
Finished
2017-07-07 17:59:38
Took
3 years, 356 days, 6 hours, 6 minutes, 57 seconds
42
As the producer of the remake of "My Dinner with Andre," I had a huge crisis on my hands. 3-D post-production? Green screen? Toy tie-ins for the kids? And what about the Chinese?
Finished
2016-10-18 14:37:17
Took
3 years, 76 days, 15 hours, 13 minutes, 5 seconds
42
They had enjoyed twenty years of blissful, harmonious marriage when Jake became startled to find that his wife secretly harbored bigoted views.
Finished
2015-04-04 12:03:25
Took
1 year, 243 days, 11 hours, 33 minutes, 46 seconds
42
I turned off my phone, turned off the lights, and turned on the TV. I had a week's supply of Jolt Cola and Hot Pockets. No one would interrupt my binge watching of
Finished
2013-08-19 23:34:12
Took
13 days, 15 hours, 18 minutes, 36 seconds
42
She had red hair with fair skin and light bluey grey eyes. Her personality was split between a graceful young lady and an agressive whore.
Finished
2014-06-10 05:25:06
Took
300 days, 9 hours, 8 minutes, 11 seconds
42
Hello, my name is Arnold.
Finished
2020-03-13 03:23:38
Took
6 years, 213 days, 6 hours, 47 minutes, 28 seconds
42
I believed Aiden when he claimed to be a dancer; dance has no entrance exam. He tapped my back lovingly. "A good dancer romps with purpose, maybe even grace, and charges $40/hour."
Finished
2017-02-08 17:19:09
Took
3 years, 173 days, 18 hours, 30 minutes, 55 seconds
42
He played Chopin's Nocture in Eb Major to great applause from the crowd. Some, however, were displeased and threw rotten tomatoes and various herbs onto the stage in protest.
Finished
2015-05-24 22:29:48
Took
1 year, 271 days, 10 hours, 22 minutes, 45 seconds
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