One day as I was going to sleep, a bright light had appeared in front of me. As every second would pass, I seemed to get more drousy than the previous second. Then I started to go

My name is Joe. I have three nipples. Sometimes I'm ashamed when I have to go to the public pool. Sometimes I enjoy the attention. But what I like most of all is the

I can't wait to go to Six Flags today. I went last year but I didnt get to ride all the rides. This year the first thing im going to do is

Playing video games was Bob's favorite thing to do. but one day, something unexpected happened.

Tuma could corkscrew her tongue and wiggle her ears & was most popular in class. Mala was jealous & trained for hours at home to one up Tuma. At show-and-tell her new skill shocked

Hey there Dapper Dan! You like a smooth operator who can rub two coins together. I get a little dealeo for you. (You know what I'm sayin'?) Its easy-peasy lemon-squeezy. Hey!

I took a crazy chance, but next time I'll be true.

Scrub till you bleed, wipe those tears, and fill guns with grapes. You've been repossessed, the therapist is in Mali, but your mother listens to Peter Schiff. She has Alzheimer's.

Even at that late hour, Amanda's eyes burned like death suns as William returned to bed. "Do you always have to 'pad across the floor' on the way to the bathroom? Couldn't you just

Photogaphy is a message meant to be unfolded. Alot like mailboxes filled with emotions, insights, dreams, and visions- photography is about responding to those letters with images.

The headline screamed "Giant shrieking vampire hellbats invade the Vatican!" I picked up the paper and read further. "In a secret vault under the Vatican, Pope Francis I cowers as

SHUG! Give me a hug!!! Can I have a ride on your horsey?? Please, OH, please?? I admired Shug's Orb greatly.

David Bowie has always been thin. But when he was younger he was even thinner. Extraordinary to say.

I need a dollar. That's what I need. And if I share my story with you, will you share your dollar with me?

The deep dank rainforest in Borneo is 130 million years old. Professor Pat McGroin had spent months in the forest trying to observe the mating habits of the birds of paradise, only

Puss in Boots bought a pair of flip-flops.He was gonna go to the beach and when in Ibiza,do as the ibicencos...He would not tolerate to be called Puss in Sandals,though!

"Ms. Stevens, I have a question." Ms. Stevens scanned her lesson plan for any mention of questions. Nothing. The chaos was palpable, like improv class all over again. Panic set in.

"A napkin? Psh, I'm GOOD at transferring food from a plate to my mouth via my hands." Seconds later, BBQ sauce dripped into pa's lap. He needed an excuse, so he faked an injury.

Love wasn't there. They looked in all the cupboards and under the beds and behind the sofa. They didn't know where they could have lost it.

Wow. I hate it when FS website changes on you w/o warning. Deep down, I know people like my folds, but I need the satisfaction of seeing it, right there. I'm needy. I dont like cha