Jack enjoyed spending his time in Creed's Bar in downtown Seattle. It was a small establishment, designed to replicate the vintage small-town feel of the Deep South.

Have you seen the robot built by the chinese named Yang Yang who's the spitting image of Sarah Palin? I've got my own conspiracy theory on this.

Let me get this straight. You believe the universe was created 6000 years ago to look just like it was created 12 billion years ago and the evidence of evolution is just a test of

Once Upon a Time, Dale murdered his sister for not giving him the limited edition Barbie doll he wanted. Dale was arrested by the cops when all of a sudden the cop pulled out his..

"Anna, take your sister upstairs." Mother says forcefully as she stares out the window with a dreadful look on her face."What's wrong?" I ask, but she replies with,

There I was... there I was.... there I was... in the CONGO!

I wanted nothing more than to tell Ramone the truth, but I just couldn't bear it. He looked so innocent in his bunny pajamas. How could I let him know that

I never imagine taking the wrong train would lead to such an adventure. When I realized this I was already 3 hours into the ride and far from home. The scenery outside was very

"Jingle bells~ Jingle bells~ Jingle all the way~~" "IT'S NOT CHRISTMAS SHUT UP!"

Today is the day. Its game day. Today is the most important game day there is. Its the opening game. Our very first game. I'm ready to play some ball.

So why am I sitting here trapped? What made me cross the line from being a Dad, an employee, a husband to a criminal who can never escape these prison walls? Fame - my 15 minutes

Ironically, it happened on a Thursday.

Why we all suck at state tests: 1) They are way too long. Every state test has at least sixty questions. 2) Way too boring. You start and the next thing you know, you are staring

The patient has an impossible body type and is far too thin for her height The Patient has been admitted after having compulsions to respond to partying requests with "aww aww yea"

And now, the moment you've all been waiting for. It is my pleasure to introduce the greatest squirrel in all of Acornia, Jasper McNutters.

A girl, mid-sized, brown hair, walked across the room. Her steps made her glide through the air like she was hovering, never to touch the ground. She glanced out the window to the

Somewhere, & you'll never figure out where, a wolf is playing a game. His username is lacking an 'e' & his contributions are weird, spontaneous, & explosive.

Fold here if you can't write.

After Mr. Magnitude shrank to a centimeter, he wandered exploring his shrunk world. A roar trembled the earth, it was the roar of the wild Whoopus. Talk and hairy the beast

Hippos stormed the castle.