A lady friend of mine recently told me one of those facts during lunch, that's just too much information at the wrong time..Apparently we eat about 5 spiders a month while we sleep

“Why you love me more than your family” Lilly asked. “I love you because you are my hero Lilly.”

Perhaps we should see other people.

The countryside hadn't changed much, but the road had. I just didn't remember the

Ancient stores selling rare antiquities lit up the Main Street of Chinatown as Jack-o-lanterns were lit up one by one by the guardians protecting

Deep in the tundra, an ice elemental was legend among the inuits. It had a magic hat, a maize pipe, and eyes of cindered flame. It was up to me to try to photograph this Frosty.

When I told my grandpa that "Baby It's Cold Outside" is actually a song about date rape, he flipped his lid and told me I needed to stop ca-noodling with my tree-hugging friends.

Transplant surgery is a curious thing. Ever since I got that Chinese man's tongue after my regrettable karaoke accident, I have been able to speak nothing but Mandarin. Luckily,

He knew only two things. She was all he had and he would never see again.

Ronda twisted her body round, looking in the mirror. "Olaf, does my bum look big in these jeans?" "We are but strangely persistent meat. Is there a right answer to this question?"

I am a dog my name is Rupert and I am going to eat my food, then I am going to drink water... My friend Tom the cat said " I am going to...

Jim and Angela had come to the realization that if they stayed healthy for another decade or so, they might live for centuries or more. How then to raise their little meat pies,

"I've done it!" Dr. Tinkles exclaimed, holding up a beaker full of neon pink liquid. Dr. Moodle just stared at her for a few seconds, studying the liquid. "Done what? That's just

"You can't possibly be serious!" Akakios's jaw hung open slightly, slowly pulling up his lips into a snarl, "You say I have twelve days left? Twelve days left for /what/?"

I pretent not to see her dancing with her ex boyfriend

It seemed like years had gone by since starting a folding story. Then one day folding story sends me a survey. Do I have ideas? Usually people know better than to ask me this.

The mad scientist bowled his third strike in a row. If there was one thing he loved more than trying to take over the world, it was bowling. Something about the sound of pins

Little did she know by stepping across the threshold of the old country house she would start to discover the dark secret surround her birth family.

I stand there just taking everything in. "Wow! My old place on Alice Street didn't have a living room like this," I mutter to myself. I will be moved in next Saturday. Finally.

My brain stung like a bee colony was floating around up there. But I took more pills, turned up the radio as I slammed on the gas pedal. I had a wedding I needed to destroy quickly