Never mind that Sharks have five rows of continuously growing teeth, the Sheik wanted the front tooth of his prize Great White repaired so he called Michael Rutzen, shark-whisperer

The wise old crow who perched for many years in the hollowed out tree overlooking the Parker farm and watched Hank Parker perform the ghastly deed. When Hank finished burying

Her heart sank on viewing the photo of her ex boyfriend tagged along with her best friend on Facebook. Him doing shots off her belly button, her with a look of flushed glee.

I sneezed and she said "Gaia bless you". I screwed up my face in a frown and said "What?" She said "Surely you realize

As Jeff bundled up to go out in the snow, he reflected on what was taking him out there. He'd always been opposed to abortions, and now he was going to have to perform one.

Soap floated in the blood.

Franklin had had enough of John's tepid peevishness and self-importance. Tonight he was going to lose this albatross around his neck and be alone in Paris so that he could

"Shoot the tentacles to open the core." What did that mean? It surely wasn't the least ambiguous advice I had been given, but I took it to heart - I reeled in my lure, cocked my

Peter looked up and what he saw would forever be stained on his memory:his father standing over him and that grim look on his face,yet still smilingThe devil himself couldn't look

Not every story begins with "Once upon a time" or "Long, long ago." For example, this one was going to start off with "It was a dark and stormy night."

Being a TV newsreader might seem like a glam job. In truth I hate it. The mail I get is either all smarmy or down right insulting. For instance, this one from a 25 year old lady,

So Travolta could not bring himself to diet. He'd given himself to the McGriddle through sickness and health. Pulp Fiction 2. Travolta decided not to check his voicemails, Quentin

I used to boil my coffee to get the impurities out. There's some foul stuff in there. Roach wings, mouse turds, spider leg. God, I remember this one time when I drank

Era verano y hacía un calor insoportable. En las estancias de la casa las persianas estaban todas bajadas para evitar que el sol entrara con más fuerza.

i was runing down the hall and i saw a girl and i,

Yesterday as I was walking down the street when I found what looked to be a dollar but no , it was a rare foreign coin from which belonged to the bank....I went to return the coin

So I was walking out of school one day and I tripped down the stairs. It was probably the most embarrasing thing I've ever done. As I was lifting myself up off the ground

The funny thing was, he knew. It was only afterward that I learned this, and yet he was able to keep quiet all this time. I should have expected this, seeing as he has a history of

why are all these kids obsessed with Call of Duty, go outside...

'A jetsam enema' is an anagram for 'James Manatee'. Coincidentally, our detective sensed a terrorist paddleboat dumping excess nukes in Lake Baikal, and he was gonna flush 'em out.