I was sick of how smelly the monkeys were at the zoo, so I began a monkey laundering scheme. every night I would sneak in, borrow a few monkeys, take them home and launder them.

Captain's Journal, June 10th, 20XX: Our journey through space has had many strange twists and turns, but the one I and the crew remember so vividly was the time when

It started in mud, as many things do. A blubbering, steaming, stench escaped from there. And that's not all.

"I gotta painful ingrown toenail. Boy it smarts. I really hate it when dat happens." "I know what you mean. It's like the other night. I took one a them.." "Stick mixers?" "Yeah

Jimmy Puffins was a normal man. He did normal things. He had a normal job. He despised everything that was out of the ordinary. So when one day he spied his neighbor doing somethin

Now that I had exhausted all 7.046692766 e+148 possibilities of keystroke combinations I had to get creative. I decided to give a monkey a rubber mallet, and this is what it wrote:

In that definite & rare descriptive case, the logic & truth value were both valid positions. However such existential topologies were only found in null pockets of empty space.

La Biblia

She walked outside, rain dripping down her face, dripping off the end of her nose. She turned back, memories of the houses past flouded her mind.

"Loose stool, you are so subtle, flying out of me like an Enterprise shuttle, space is cold it isn't cool, but even there you are loose stool." He put the microphone back in the st

"Server disconnected - please try again in a moment." Toromir Ravensgrog found himself back at his tavern with all its burdens, eager to level up as the CPA for a pet-shop chain in

As i stepped into the tour bus.There was all my family as we set off for my tour with a very cramped tour bus.we suddenly

I was so far away from home, and it had been getting dark. I paused to take a moment to see where I was, and that's when I felt it. The warm clammy hand wrapped around me, covering

The moonlight shines as I await the presence of the Dark league warrior and his war hound named Dracos. I'm the queen of this universe, he is to gather the other Dark warriors.

I was eating my pet cat jiminy bob von jiggle mick thurmando arnsldo Lorenzo albert barrack the V junior because of the sudden rise of

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I have a spotty dog. However many times I try to count the spots, I always lose count, what with the struggling, around the stomach area. I called the Samaritans helpline.

The falling snow deadened all sound and made the silence softer. In the garden, a magpie swooped down and picked up a dead mouse the cat had left on the path. In my warm bed I lay

"Beware, Zombie Bob is going to eat us all!" I looked up from my ice-cream cone to stare at the guy as he continued to run through the mall screaming, "Run, run!"

The wild west saloon fell silent when Baby crawled in. Gun hand at his hip, Snake-eyes Muldoon spoke in whiskey throated baby-talk "Ain't you a cute widdle oobity-boo? Yes you are!