One (1) piece Extra Dessert Delights Sugarfree Lemon Square gum + one (1) Stride Sour Patch Kids Sugarfree Redberry gum. Boom; you're welcome. Hello sweet/sour lemon/raspberry wate

I was reading my Phucket Ladybull Review out on the garden porch enjoying the murmur of the evenings light rain when i started to hear a puttering car engine coming from across the

Luckily for HG12, by the year 2026 certain classes of robots had sufficient independent rights that he could rent the very office that Hugo Gernsback had used a century ago. Coffee

He waited for his friends at their usual table. As much as he would have wanted to see them, he dreaded their arrival.

Ok, Ok. Guys I've got it. I know what Jupiter's great Red Spot is! It's a giant zit!

I wish I could show you all my new breasts. They look GREAT! No longer can Jefforama call me "Wheelbarrow T*ts." I'm all perky now! With my new-found confidence, I decided to

He extended the third arm in his chest and waited. "Come on now, no one else is going to lead you around these parts without some dark motive. I'm just looking to hitch a ride."

The dapper old man with white wispy hair and ruddy cheeks whistled cheerfully as he walked through the park, handing out handbills for

A field of lavender as far as the eye could see, and the mistral cast waves upon it, a tempest of purple. This, thought Amien is like me, and felt at peace unknown to her.

I looked at the little human between my arms, it was my job to give them a name and yet i didn't know . it started crying, I think because I hadn't given it a name,the nurse told

If the Enterprise had been the Titanic would we find ourselves with the 6 foot tall duck like we do now? Get him out of that contraption & then fetch Mr. Spock & Ensign Earl Grey.

BLOG ENTRY 1984.05.20,13:00: Victory cigs sux. Love is war? LOL. Thought popo 2+NG. Big Bro BFF? Not! :)

Scuzzy wuzzy was my underwear.

"Reading Greek myths again?" Jon said. "Umm, no." "Then why are the dogs dressed as Leda and the Swan?" A small mutt trotted past like Bjork in a wonky swan costume.

Nobody ever asked how the sidekick felt. It was always 'build this' and 'research that' and then boom, bang ant huzzah - the hero got all the credit. Well, Bob would change that.

I have so much homework and I don't want to do it.

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Daddy, dere's a monster under my bed." "How many times have I told you there's no such..." "But he's dere Daddy, look!" "Alright...That's no monster its an Aligator, G'nite son."

They were gone, all of them. I came home, and they were gone.

A new Pope has been announced! Hailing from Taiwan, he is the first Asian Pope in history. Pope Nin Ja has vowed to bring stealthy & lethal social justice to the world. Pope Nin Ja