And might come potatoes not with rain, though. This is enevitably four for five wouldn't, alas, mixed toasts have rights. But on the bean with the rain is not what was thought by

Lana loved to dance, however she has one secret no one must ever know about her. One she constantly lies about.

I reach to run my thumb along her bottom lip. She stops drawing and stares at me, my thumb brushing over her mouth, fingers resting on her jaw. I lick my dry lips, tempted

On the way here, there were guns and roses, the exoskeleton of a hard truth, the journey of a thousand blinks, and San Francisco twice. You must know by now that I am your Guard An

So the Thing was sorely disappointed when it realized that this planet had actually already been taken over by the Pod People. What use was hiding as a duplicate of someone else

do you sometimes question things, like why people are the way they are?

He fell in love with her the moment she flicked her tongue out to capture the tiny bit of marshmallow clinging to the tip of his nose. "S'more?" she giggled. In the firelight, she

"You walkin around like you so black and beautiful, but what are you really? Just some white guy from Chicago with some superficial upgrades." The lady had a point and it would be

Business ideas: Exorcisms and Abortions. Ad: Are you pregnant with Satan's kid? We'll help you by 1) attempting to abort the evil fetus before it reaches trimester two. Or, 2)

There is passion in the soap. Their passion is in the soap. The soap is their passion. Show compassion if you must but not where I can see it. It disgusts me like baseless lies.

Time to put on the tin foil hats again... the French are voting!

The end of the world begins in 10 days. On the first day, every shoe in existence will have a pebble in it that can't be removed. On the second, people will trip over everything.

A long time ago there was an elf, he saw a cake nd want to eat it, but his friend, the penguin, told him not to eat it

The room was filled with toddlers busy playing with their toys. I strode in, set my books down on the podium, then announced, "Welcome to Calculus for Toddlers. I am

I have Michael Bublé's "Russian Unicorn" stuck in my head.

One morning, the pilot got into his seat in the airplane and noticed something wasn't quite right.

A little bird with bright red feathers flew by me erratically. I held up my hand & it landed on my palm. It burst into flames leaving a little pile of golden ash. I ate the ash.

"Big Willy, get down from there! You could die!" "I'm all right, Momma!" But Big Willy wasn't all right.

It was a classic example of the age-old question:

I just bought my first gun! I couldn't wait to show my family. I was so excited! I jumped out of my car and ran toward my house with my new gun raised up above my head.