Shhhh. This is the mysterious pencil place.

Misty DuPre. 8472 Rose St. Objective: Challenging and rewarding career in sanitation management restructuring via redundancy analysis. Skills: Restructuring, Sanitation, Analysis,

Soft little Muff Muffin had been quiet too long. The day was grey and sad. How had Mitchy let poor little Muff Muffy get near that

No, It couldn't be.... but it was in my room staring at me. It was looking at me as if it had some authority to be here but this was my room.

Do you believe in love he asked me? What if it was at first sight? Could you have the belief that this very night i fell in love with you and your beautiful soul?

This fold is dedicated to Mrs. McGurk and her magic rolls.

Adam stared at himself in the mirror. He looked at the scar on his chest. He remembered that he got it from

I took a doughnut and throw like ninja weapon at my big brother, who was hiding under his bed.Suddenly, i heard a crash under my house.When,i look down the doughnut had killed ...

My stubborn independence wasn't safe here. Reality hires too many impetuses of change to plot against me (stimuli, my ex, etc.). I curled up in a box with my cat, Li'l Schrödy, and

Being dead sucks ass.... I should know. I've been dead for just over an hour, and it feels like bloody eternity already. There's a crow approaching. Shoo! Leave my corpse alone you

Once upon a time there was a teacher.

"WARNING: world catastrophe imminent, please proceed to the nearest space elevator and follow directions from there!" The message blared down the empty streets, papers fluttering

"The name's Bond. James Bond."

Did you hear the one about the cross-eyed teacher? She couldn't control her pupils.

Running toward me was the most adorable Labrador i had ever seen.

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"Yea, Hi thea. How ya doin?" "I'm fine, Miss. Would you like to make an order?" "Yea, shua. I need some Samun & Baygulls." "Sorry Mam, can you repeat that?" "Samun, you know fish?"

It had been such a long time since I had a deluxe chimichanga from El Diablo's Taco Emporium, and I'm not sure I ever did, but I was suddenly overtaken by a craving for one, and I

Many years ago there lived an Emperor who desired a new black-blue dress,but when the tailor made it, he was furious:"WHY did you bring me a WHITE-GOLD dress? I specifically said

Stefoni, Christi and Carolyn had a technology presentation due on Monday. They were panicked! How could they get a 45 minute presentation put together in 3 days!?