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Cairn searched the the depths of his memory for the stupidest joke he could think of. "What's a dentist's favorite time?" he quipped.
Finished
2018-07-13 20:43:04
Took
3 years, 151 days, 1 hour, 39 minutes, 28 seconds
24
She woke up with a scream. That dream had been nothing like she had ever experienced before. She could've sworn that the world around her had simply and elegantly ceased
Finished
2018-07-13 10:06:10
Took
3 years, 293 days, 8 hours, 21 minutes, 18 seconds
25
It was a head on a dolly. A bloody dolly. But the head wasn't dead, the eyes looked around and it mouthed words to people. It rolled around scaring the bajesus out of
Finished
2018-07-13 10:00:59
Took
5 years, 266 days, 19 hours, 51 minutes, 16 seconds
25
Dog goes woof Cat goes meow Bird goes tweet & mouse goes squeek Cow goes moo Frog goes croak & the elephant goes toot Ducks say quack & fish go blub and the seal goes ow But there'
Finished
2018-07-13 09:43:09
Took
4 years, 93 days, 16 hours, 21 minutes, 26 seconds
43
"I want my beard groomed. I was told this was the place?" The stylist gave my bare face a quizzical look. I made a clip motion at hip level."The stylist deadpanned, "I don't trim
Finished
2018-07-13 09:19:38
Took
3 years, 213 days, 14 hours, 38 minutes, 44 seconds
58
"Church, man! Church! I'm really go'in to church!" Germaine confidently asserted. Eric was in shock. REAL shock, "Seriously? Dude - what happened to you?" "I got religion. I'm
Finished
2018-07-12 22:19:06
Took
4 years, 357 days, 3 hours, 34 minutes, 17 seconds
25
At yet another funeral for Holmes, some grimy urchin, far from its squalid ward, addressed me. "My dear Watson, it seems I am become to some extent an hermaphrodite." Astonished, I
Finished
2018-07-12 14:59:30
Took
2 years, 72 days, 19 hours, 19 minutes, 30 seconds
45
test
Finished
2018-07-11 22:52:55
Took
4 years, 36 days, 6 hours, 18 minutes, 45 seconds
45
If the pen is mightier than the sword why are we not sending a packet of biros to Afghanistan? Robert pondered in deep thought about how to win a war with pens. The literal
Finished
2018-07-11 22:47:37
Took
5 years, 110 days, 11 hours, 33 minutes, 17 seconds
31
Detective Manatee tutted and mused upon lost time as he left the sparsely attended IMAX 3D showing of "Vending Machine Perspective". Who could he call? Who could he trust?
Finished
2018-07-11 21:51:11
Took
1 year, 221 days, 21 hours, 50 minutes, 1 second
37
Luke was walking down the dark alley home late at night. He had just came home from a party when a howl ho a wolf was heard.Attempting to get home as fast as possibe he ran.Then...
Finished
2018-07-11 18:26:30
Took
3 years, 154 days, 19 hours, 2 minutes, 21 seconds
63
Salt cabbage, pickles, turnips & soak in soy sauce a few hrs. Bury cabbage, pickles, turnips, ground chili, ginger, roast sesame, salted dried shrimps, & szechuan pepper in a crock
Finished
2018-07-11 17:40:29
Took
5 years, 164 days, 1 hour, 51 minutes, 23 seconds
21
Imagine my surprise when the jaguar tattooed on my bicep looked up at me and roared. Hacking bits of phlegm onto the sawdust floor, Earl turned off his tattoo machine and peered
Finished
2018-07-11 13:51:17
Took
2 years, 312 days, 21 hours, 50 minutes, 4 seconds
31
"Call me Fowzella the Fierce. No, call me Ingrid Widdershins. Wait... Nadia... erm... Fine. I'm Jenny. I'm an aspiring time travel travel detective, but I've failed all the exams.
Finished
2018-07-11 02:16:59
Took
345 days, 11 hours, 49 minutes, 39 seconds
29
Farewell Mr. Nimoy. May your katra live on among us and teach us the wisdom we need to survive in a harsh universe, to live long and prosper.
Finished
2018-07-11 02:09:58
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3 years, 134 days, 10 hours, 4 minutes, 54 seconds
15
To become someone great is a terrible ordeal that only few pass, and Sampson wasn't going to be one of them. He had never wanted to be great, he had only ever wanted to leave his
Finished
2018-07-11 01:49:52
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3 years, 349 days, 4 hours, 50 minutes, 20 seconds
16
Mabel was sick and tired of her tiny piglet, but didn't want to piss off the animal activists by doing anything too hasty. Scooping up the squealing porker, she shoved Wilbur into
Finished
2018-07-11 01:31:28
Took
5 years, 267 days, 13 hours, 47 minutes, 36 seconds
36
Who said: "If you don’t understand a healthcare bill, that means it is designed to screw you." ? It wasn't Dilbert, but do you care? Just believe it.
Finished
2018-07-08 00:09:16
Took
324 days, 22 hours, 17 minutes, 15 seconds
49
"One man's junk is another man's pacifier,"
Finished
2018-07-08 00:03:44
Took
3 years, 186 days, 1 hour, 58 minutes, 40 seconds
46
Don’t eat the brownies.
Finished
2018-07-07 21:41:14
Took
20 days, 8 hours, 39 minutes, 16 seconds
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