Hi, my name is Snuuuugglles." The teddy bear gave me a beady-eyed stare... which I could only break away from when the paper towel. said " ... and I'm Banner."

The fewer the submarine crews the better the

Dr. Myotis's cure for hearing loss was nearly perfected. His first human trial was moments away. Soon his son would hear again. He prepared the mRNA syringe and injected the boy.

Pro Tip: when drinking at work on a Friday it's best to keep the lights low and turn on some jazzy music to distract people. Put out some pretzels and just subtly dance around.

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She was the kind of person who goes to jazz bars to look cool,orders five different drinks with exotic names to show how sophisticated she is & I was stupid enough to fall for her

Prison psychologist: "Let's play Rorschach Roulette. I'll start, Beekeeper. Prisoner #39451: "Um... Burka?"

Nobody knows how Saturn got its rings. But I have a theory.

Aurora,SleepingBeauty had guests for dinner.She told the castle's cook to prepare a feast fit for a king.Her guests were no-show and since she didn't want to waste all that food,

In the year 2078, the scientist Edwin Littlefield will prove decisively the fact that the world is, in fact, a cube, and not a sphere. The news shocks no one.

What of the toad?

When the mists cleared Captain Jack sparrow saw the other boat. It was a coast guard ship. No doubt there were snipers on board. He should never have joined up with Ethiopian

"5, 6, 7, 8," she quietly whispered, peaking effortlessly between her fingers and watching her classmates hide. So uncommitted and unaware was she, that the man approaching was

What ever happened to Ms. Inatick, the clever cricket-loving Australian lass who is so fond of personifying inanimate objects? Mr. Spatula, what have done to our friend?

Testing

patababe sat in his room alone no one was home one can only imagine what he was thinking

So my question is, and it has been asked before: "What will happen to MoralEnd when he reaches 10,000 likes?" I heard a rumor, completely unsubstantiated, that

Beryl examined her toast carefully and carefully nibbled around the image of Princess Diana burnt into its crisp surface.

For years during every thunderstorm I rushed to mix chemicals in front of any available window, hoping that, by some miracle, the accident that gave the Flash his powers would be

"Finders reapers!" said Death the Horseman as he impaled another human. War the Horseman commented, "Tee-hee, you naughty thing. But do leave some reap-ees for us Three, will you?"